Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby ChowMein » Wed Nov 04, 2015 6:22 am

Yarr 'steemed Anti BakBacon

Shups kat will nae poit aweigh his toys !

Eny sujjesshuns ?

Trooly yers,
Capin anonnymus , of thee Raging Queen , late of Thee Sea Hag , but moor anonnymuser than the lass guy.

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon May 16, 2016 1:15 pm

Deeeer anti bAkBerd . :fsm_rock:

Um um hi lefftid me sokz et tha lawndree an sumwun took me wite sok an leef behine anudder leff wun :furious:

Noaw hi haff too leff sokz an no wite wunz . :facewall:

Wot shud hi doo fur wevenj ? :whip:

Capin a nonny muss :nefyoobash: onna bord me Goode sHup LOllyPop
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Mon May 16, 2016 5:06 pm

Avast Cappin Nonny Mouse, ahoy!

Tis such thee shaem wen ower sox rrr miss matchdd, I ken undderrstannd yore kneed 4 rrrrevenge, yarrrgh! If ye sends thee norrmal rrremittance 2 my arrcount I havv thee purrfeckk sox theef rrrrevenge, and 4 thee nommynull hextra charrrg, I ken tells ye how 2 maek use ov 2 leff sox. Maek paymint qwikkly.

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Tue May 17, 2016 4:54 am

Ahoy Cappin Munny Mouse. Thankk ye 4 yore qwik attenshun 2 paymint. I noaw ken owtline yore rrevenj tak tik and solve thee 2 leff sox delemmargh, yarrrgh.

Frum Portsmowff sale sou sou eest 2 Souwff A Merrycar and proseed round thee Cape Horn then nor eest 2 lattytewd 16 souwff thence wesst on thee traed winds till ye reech thee eest coawst ov Terrra Austrralis. Sennd sum landlubberrs a shore 2 colleckt thee leeves ov thee Gympie Gympie trree but maek shaw yew dow’nt tuch it. Then reterrn 2 Portsmowff lawndry mat wiff thee stash ov Gympie Gympie leeves and a pear ov nice new sox thet yew borro’d frum old Unkkel MunnyBags. Plaec leeves in sox, but rememmerr, down’t tuch, yuse gluvs! Leave loaded sox at lawndry mat 4 thee sok theef. Is’t very likelee thee sok theef wiwl nevvarr nick yore sox agane. Thee morral ov thee storyry iz sweet rrrevenge duzzent cum eesy, yargh.

Az 4 thee problum wiff thee 2 lefft sox, awl ye nead do is tern wun sok inside owt.

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby Monobaz » Wed May 18, 2016 4:05 am

.....And the sun was arisen in the west .........
.....becoz we tuuk Auntie BB's hadvice an' saled SSE frum Pawtsmuff 2 tha eest coast ov Sowf Amerrikar. :nefyoobash:

(Sailing up the Seine is one way to see Paris I suppose - I see what you mean about revenge not coming easy!)
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby ChowMein » Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:54 am

Ahoy Anti !

Affer a suksessful capchur an' lootin' ove a gallyon , we doos fine ourselfs wiff lots ove horsez .
We plan ta yoozem on a coastil rayde .

Prollum be we be horse virgins !
We hast levin fillys an' moorin too duzzin mares .

OI think
?.........? .? ...!
Yah

'Ow doos we go a bout mountin thes beestees ?
Iz thay dangeruss ?
Wot doos thay eet fur foode ?
Iz thay Xpensiff to keepe ?

Iffin thay be spendsiff to be keeped ... will thay buggur off wen we dun yoosin them ?

An' iffin thay doan buggur off affur we dun tyrd ove bouncin on them an' such ... iz thay goode eetin ?

Thay look goode enuff to eet .
An' we hast enuff meat fur yeers !

Sinsearly ,
Ryder Fasttinard , carpinders' mates' assitint abord thee Lettuce Eetter .

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:26 pm

hay puddy

rrr

yeer not tha carpinderz mate assistint !
rrr
i wan sum ove tha filly !
um um um
inna sammich wiff cheez onnit fank ye yer welcum pleez
i dont need me fork an spoon fur a sammich rrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.


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