DaveL wrote:Dear Auntie Blackbeard,
Durin our dockin' in Vladivostok recently, a rather shifty character named Igor boarded our ship. He was clad in atomic reactor clothin'. Igor asked us if we'd considered upgradin' our cannons to fire plutonium tipped warheads for that "added" advantage. He said he could sell us some really cheap weaponry.
As Oi be a "nuclear free", "stop global warmin' koind of pirate" Oi be wunderin should Oi spend me dubloons upgradin' 'The Cranky Crusteacean' to fire radioactive penetration devices?
This "Igor" bloke, did 'ee be wearin a Chelsea football shirt? Ee be on me ship once, offerin ter take me to the top o' the pirates division.
Those fuel rods be no good fer piratin'. On the one hand, they be sinkin everthing like it weren't there, an no Royal Navy ship'll come near ye. The downside be that any treasure ye capture will have to be buried fer 700 years afore ye can spend it.