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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:02 pm

Yarrrrr Nef Yoo.... an' dinnee thems allso tell yee ta go orf wi' thee nice stranger offrin yee those lollie pops yee so luv?
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:52 am

Deer anti BBC

Rrrrrr
I WAN ye ta yell at alla udder piwitz
day leff me bi meseff afur day shot hoes in me mainsale
juss wen tha royl naybe be onna horisin
day sayd
hono sowee bowt yer sales nefyoo
u wate deer

we gunna kum bak wiff sum wimmim an day gunna mend yer kanvis
but day neffer kum bak
:furious: rrrr
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby black bart » Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:30 am

^ :cry:

....... :moon:
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby OZ_Nick » Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:10 am

Deer Auntee Bleckbeered,

Oi bin away fer a while playing wiv sum noughty boys and stuff an Oi didunt post heer fer a long toime. Will all me ole shipmates still rememba me? An wot shuld Oi do iffen they decide ter be meen?
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby DaveL » Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:21 am

YArrrr...

Oi thinks they might...who were ye again?
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Jan 29, 2012 7:28 pm

Dear Auntie Blackbeard:

Madam, forsooth thee local pyrate-er-tv company be airing a commercial shewing forth pirate regalia in a bad light. One heartily resents thee assumption that donning an eyepatch be thee result o'foolishness in flossie landlubber sports, rather than a badge of honor from hand-to-hand combat with murdering Spaniards in Port Royal. One also objects t'thee implication that an novice wearer of eyepatches should expect to get his booty kicked by unemployed landlubber yabos, and not even in an alley after dark in the mean streets of Portsmouth!

What would you suggest as the most efficacious method to help these executives see the light?

sinserely,
Errol Flynn, cabbin bouy,
thee Mad Moggie's Revenge
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Griffin » Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:55 pm

Dear Auntee

Oi can't h'understand a word that Errol Flynch says. If he wants ter see the light, tell 'im ter 'old it up higher.

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby black bart » Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:58 am

Arrr...be Errol in poseshun of a big shiny one wot glows in thee dark?
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:30 pm

^ ...oi never sees thee loight an tells... :guilty:

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:03 am

Deer anti ,
Whare Arr ye ?
And wot wuz thee passwerd to thee nest?
Oi fergetted .
Agun .
Yarr.
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Roland Deschain » Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:13 am

Dear anti,

We be missin' ye, an' me crew wot oi picked up in Southampton 'as taken ter mutiny if ye don't return an' answer their problem, wot is "'Ow do we cook fish 'ead stoo without thee bilge water?"

Lookin' forward ter no mutiny,

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby black bart » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:08 am

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Deer anti ,
Whare Arr ye ?
And wot wuz thee passwerd to thee nest?
Oi fergetted .
Agun .
Yarr.


I think I've forgetted as well! We'll have to consult Dave L.
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:16 am

Ye daft bugger Bart...only the hoi polloi get access to my inner sanctum...an why are you wearin a Bilge Rat on yer head?
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Griffin » Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:53 am

Aaargh! Auntie

That be no bilge rat - it be a weavilii gargantuum on BB's h'ed.

Oi werent goin ter comment on it, but seein as ye 'ave...

Mind yu, it be the rest o' the h'ed witch really puzzles me!

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby black bart » Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:47 am

Dear Auntie

I purchased this hat in good faith orf a chap named Buck...er Buckshot McHiggins of Thee North West Trappers Companee, Vancoover. It does make me head a bit itchee an thee tail tends ta flick infront of yer eyes in a Gale renederin ye temprarilee blind...but it keeps me ears warm much better than any bandana.

I can ave a word wiv McHiggins if ye fancies some furry underwear.
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