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Re: Pathway

Postby anthrobabe » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:12 pm

black bart wrote:Dear Auntie

Sob...Where have all me old mateys gone? Ave they turned aside the path o the FSM? Sob...I miss bein insulted by Cap'n Dave L, Walktheplank and The Black Spot. Ave they all been eaten by the Kraken? :cry:


so ye want some insults do ye
ok hows about

ye looks like George Bush wif a stupid 'aircut!
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Postby black bart » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:10 am

Arrrgh...I forgot about Anthrobabe...she's got a tongue loik Joan Rivers in a rage! :(
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me ship

Postby pirateanarchist » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:58 pm

I'm about to commandeer a good vessel and I was wondering what Noodly name I should Pastin her with? Arr right now she be the "My Melanie" but once I get hold of her, I'll want a name that would befit a pirate ship of the FSM.
please suggest.
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Postby tanguerra » Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:30 am

Dear Auntie Blackbeard (me dear)

Young Sanchez told me this mornin he were goin to give up smokin cheroots. Says they are bad fer his wind. He has been wearin' these 'nicotine patches' and they don't half make him disagreeable! I've shown him the back of me hand twice already today. What's a body to do?

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Re: me ship

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:29 pm

pirateanarchist wrote:I'm about to commandeer a good vessel and I was wondering what Noodly name I should Pastin her with? Arr right now she be the "My Melanie" but once I get hold of her, I'll want a name that would befit a pirate ship of the FSM.
please suggest.


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, Yarr ! I can see ye at thee helm of Wee Wild Wun ... Thee Hot Stove...Thee Gallant Grain...Thee Spice Rack... Thee You Who...Thee Silly Sigh Bin..Thee Fools Errand....Thee

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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:39 pm

tanguerra wrote:Dear Auntie Blackbeard (me dear)

Young Sanchez told me this mornin he were goin to give up smokin cheroots. Says they are bad fer his wind. He has been wearin' these 'nicotine patches' and they don't half make him disagreeable! I've shown him the back of me hand twice already today. What's a body to do?

Yours,
Mightily Troubled
Tanguerra


Tanguerra me DARRlin' ! , Ye jest sen him oar ta me an' Eye will give knotty bouy a roight lickin' ... wid thee Cat O' Nines ...It may hert Sanchez more then it will me...but itz fer hiz own good....

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Postby anthrobabe » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:37 pm

Dear Auntie Blackbeard,
Where did you find that most amazing and lovely shade of blue eye make up?
I must have some of it.
Did you by chance get it from your local ARGH-on lady? Me mum sold ARGH-on for a while.

Sincerely,
Brassy Spirits
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Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...

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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!



I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:08 pm

Yarr Brassy , As wiff most of wot I have , me make up be a pressy frum wun ove me dearies , i traded me ole pink nightgown fer this pARRticulARR shade.

Yer everluvin' Auntie BB .
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Postby black bart » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:11 am

Yarrr, Auntie was hinspired by ARRRRRGHBA:

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bovril

Postby Griffin » Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:52 pm

Dear Auntie BeeBle

Oi be an acient bukkannear an ther be nuffin Oi loike moor an a good cup o' bovril at bedtime. Me cabin boy be refusin ter mek it fer me. Wot ken Oi do?

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Welcome Back

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:11 am

Dear Cap'n Dozy Borrocks

Ye may be dozy but ye be welcome back here me old pal...I be hangin out the buntin on Portsmouth harbour!

How hangs yer mainsail?

Yours Sincerely

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Postby Griffin » Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:35 pm

Dear Most Beardest of Black Bearded Auntie Personages

Me mainsail be a site fer sore eoiyes. It be pink wiv touches o' silver, woven on a hand loom by non ovver than Amonia Two-Fingers Bartledfigs-Treadle. 'er be a foine werker. Per'aps ye could advise Oi on 'ow ter get Amonia an' the loom bakk down ter the dekk?

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Postby TankReady » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:41 am

Oh my piratness... too hard for me, I'm not good enough in english to understand the pirate corruption... I understand only 1/10 of what you're saying!

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Postby DaveL » Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:23 am

YArrrr...

Consider yerself Lucky matey. Oi only understand 1% of what O'im speaking.
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Ship

Postby black bart » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:37 am

Griffin wrote:Dear Most Beardest of Black Bearded Auntie Personages

Me mainsail be a site fer sore eoiyes. It be pink wiv touches o' silver, woven on a hand loom by non ovver than Amonia Two-Fingers Bartledfigs-Treadle. 'er be a foine werker. Per'aps ye could advise Oi on 'ow ter get Amonia an' the loom bakk down ter the dekk?

Yours

Cap'n Dozy Borrocks


Arrrrr...Ahoy matey, be this an image of yer ship?

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