black bart wrote:Dear Auntie
Sob...Where have all me old mateys gone? Ave they turned aside the path o the FSM? Sob...I miss bein insulted by Cap'n Dave L, Walktheplank and The Black Spot. Ave they all been eaten by the Kraken?
so ye want some insults do ye
ok hows about
ye looks like George Bush wif a stupid 'aircut!