The Continuous Salty Tale

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

...hide all his Loose Cannons frum StayfurstyThaCannonFeef-Erkk wot loike ta steel steel Loose Cannons .

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

. . . before proceeding to the ship's locker room to begin the highly religious process of . . .

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

... jacking off his Loose Cannon off tha poopy deck onto tha main deck ware he can polish et wiff abandon .

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

. . . and heading to the cafe to grab a decaffeinated beverage.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

...an steel a loose cannon .

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

. . . before heading out to the mystical land of . . .

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

...Loose cannons an lotz of luvy stuff ta steel , sayc StayfurstybuttlickingUrk-Nancy

[DaveL]

...and getting paid to troll the Scripture and Lore Section...

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

. . . with nothing more than a large dose of blue printer ink in a medical syringe . . .

EDIT: Is there any other kind of syringe?

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

. . . with nothing more than a stowlin Loose Cannon . . .

EDIT: Is it June yet?

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

. . . with which to keep the many spiky heads of the Whole Doughnut's favorite . . .

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

...stolin loose cannons by StayfurstyWussel-Urk .

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

. . . and yay, it was spiky, which many people speculate was mainly due to the spikes on its heads.

[DaveL]

,,,which reminded the townsfolk of 2 eagles, one Spanish and another American...

['Murican Bald Eagle]

...ahem, coff....the latter being tha favrit cuzzin ov all the.....