The Continuous Salty Tale

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

. . . and with the wind whistling through his hair, his next adventure promptly began.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

...in june dat wen stay fursty urk tha canon feef gunna steel loose cannons ...

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

. . . and the cold wind tugged at his cloak as he stood . . .

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

....bside a mountink pile off stollen canins......

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

He breathed in the salty air, glad to be in such a beautiful city. The shoreline alone held plenty of huts, ripe for plunderi- errm, liberating.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

He breathed in the salty air, glad to be in such a beautiful city. The shoreline alone held plenty of huts, ripe for plunderi- errm, liberating.

... loose canons dat urk gunna steel kum june tyme ...

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

. . . and gazed into its majesty.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

... din urkStayfursty mayd a messy strokin his loose canins an din he choke his chikkin .

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

. . . and the breeze wafted over the port side, and all seemed right in the world.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

. . . and i mounted tha loose canin over the port side, and all seemed right in my liddel world

as he gave da canin a guud polush an din he sniff tha wick an kiss tha canin an he sayd , oooo me lubbery loose canin 'ow oi luvs ye oi gunna hug ye an kiss ye an mount ye allll over tha shup loike tha cannin feef oi iz

[DaveL]

So off he went to Amazon, who wholeheartedly supported his thievery, while Lulu took an opposite approach, which involved...

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

. . . kindly acknowledging the threat of a lawsuit, which, as we all know, is the surest way to get someone to do what you want, and promptly removed the false Canon from the site.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

. . . din't giff a shat , which, as we all know, i am a lyin tallywanker, and promptly left the false Canon on the site .

...an din Airhead tha Tallywanker sayd
oooo loose canin warr be me lubberly loose canin ooooo i gunna faynt oooooo....

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

. . . but was distracted when that gecko from the Geico commercials rose out of the abyss, head reared, and opened . . .

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

. . . but was distracted when StyfurstyUrk from under a big turd rose out of his mummys basemint, head reared, and opened . . .

his mouff and cryd OOOoo ware be me loose canin ooo ooo i gunna faynt agan OOooo....