The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:31 pm

...eye patch...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:16 am

..oi finks ye mean bum-bum-bummity-bum patch...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:57 am

...I always knew this tale would ave it's victims", cried thee Cap'n, "but why, oh why someone o such tender years...why not some old flea bitten git like thee shyppe's cook...an wiv that he...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:40 pm

...thee payin passengers wot waz lowngin abowt in the shypes ool wot now obverserly now 'ad a "p" innit...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:49 am

...an that P was there as a result of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:06 pm

... copeeyus amaonts ove ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:53 pm

...teeth...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:45 am

... wot wiff e den chood ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:48 am

...sum grub from a recipe by thee infamouse Pyrate Chef "Chow Mein", who's long lost recipe tome was found floatin in thee...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:57 pm

...and added horse feces...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:41 am

...wot thee ell be an orse doin on me shyppe cried thee Cap'n...an wots that Tiger doin in thee life boat...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:40 am

..."I don't beleeeve it", said Cap'n Meldrew, an wiv that he...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Griffin » Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:01 am

....shed his outer skin and turned into a ....................
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:44 am

... pub along thee side street and proceeded to ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:16 am

...serve thee punters a terrible broo called...
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