The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:16 pm

...me shup ! Tha lollypoppe !
umm tha worl gunna ind !
ummm i coman ta et lotza choclet kandeez an stuff !

rrrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:35 am

...after four weeks on Skull Island, Nef Yoo was still alive...but only just...suddenly...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:26 pm

... A SHIP ! On thee oiriz ... oar risin...in thee distink , dis....

OUT YONDARR ! It was Thee Big Brenda ! Shirley my dear , NefYoo shall be rescued !
Thee Big Brenda!
Captained by thee very naughty Black Bart ! Once , uponst being caught cheating at thee parrlour game of solitaire , he ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:48 am

...it was someone else wot had cheated..."but it be solitaire", protested thee First Mate, "there aint anybody else playin!" With that Bart...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:57 am

...sed "Double or nuthin" then me Matey...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:09 am

...an he got thrown over board...twice! The second time Bart had barely hit thee water when an enormous...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:45 pm

... wave of guilt almost affected ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:53 pm

...thee larst contributer's consentrayshun as 'e agen thummed threw 'is fav'rit Playbilge 'hartickals' ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:00 am

...thee 'Reader's Wives' sekshun, where various hanonimouse wenches confessed to their darkest...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:03 pm

...deezyres to strip Mad Will nekid, coats 'im in chockerlit and...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:06 pm

...give 'em t' Nef Yoo, claimin' Mad Willyum were a fancy ITLAPD candy manyoofakchurt by Cadbury. Nef Yoo wud then...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:29 pm

...share 'is Chockerlit Willyum wiv ADoS... 'ang on a mo... Nef share chockerlit? Of cawse 'e'd rathur...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:36 am

... HOBOUY ! Alla choklet fer me! rrr rrrrr
um
um
rrrrr
ye all kin haff a big bite ov sum !
Ho! I drop sum rrrrr

hokay rrrrr ye all kin haff alla dem wuns
fank ye ye welkum
rrrrr um rrrr
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:08 am

...thee Sharks ignored thee chocolate and went straight for Nef Yoo's...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:31 pm

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