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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Julius Aurora » Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:57 pm

. . . bakery. Regretably, since it was in portsmouth. . .
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:03 pm

...Big Ron's butcher shop was emitting a few smells of it's own, and it wern't from his sausages. Being a concerned citizen, Stew complained to local Council that Ron's smells were emanating from his as...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:33 pm

... aspic , whuch B a spice
i fink
an dunt ya all B notty !
aspic dunt meen ya pik at yer diapurrs !
big ron poits et in his big sawsij so he can ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby bacon » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:58 am

. . . cover up the smell of rotting . . .
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Julius Aurora » Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:31 pm

. . . horse hooves. But since Big Ron isn't the smartest bloke on the block, he. . .
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken

Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:32 am

...thought it was thee Four Orsemen o thee Happorkallypse...Big Ronnie said...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:17 am

...the last time I made horsemeat sausages was during the Great Siege of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:11 pm

...ove tha day , at Carp Deeyum where ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:41 pm

...the Archbishop of the Ancient Parish of Leret was giving a...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby bacon » Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:30 pm

. . . a right ol' . . .
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Julius Aurora » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:20 pm

. . . whipping of his 372 servants. After this, the Archbishop of the Ancient Parish proceeded to. . .
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken

Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:21 am

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:57 am

...sprinkle Madame Fifi's with...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:07 am

...Barbary Corsairs from the Parish of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Julius Aurora » Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:27 am

. . . Tuberculosis infected nuns. The Ecumenical Council concluded it was seemly so. . .
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken

Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!


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