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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:46 am

...Stewart?

Anyway, Stewart had a brother called Steve who was highly skilled in...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby bacon » Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:18 am

. . . chicken . . .
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

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...plucking...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:05 am

. . . and sexing. Steve left that stable line of work to seek his fortune. He packed his bags, his chickens, left a note for his brother Stewart and headed for Portsmouth. When he arrived, . . .
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:12 pm

...his pet chicken escaped. Unfortunately it escaped into the back yard of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:39 pm

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:04 am

...point Brian the Plumber arrived holding his...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:21 am

...dodgy still pipe, which he sold to Stillmaster Bluenose, which was actually a curtain rod...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:25 am

...which explains the strange disappearance of so many Portsmouth Shower Curtains whilst Brian was visiting lady's boudoirs under the pretext of unblocking their...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:43 pm

... tha doorway wiff ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:07 pm

...Bustling Brian's XCDB 3000 Door Blocker TM,which was actually just a...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

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... big Byron's ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Julius Aurora » Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:17 am

. . . chicken scallop. At that point in time, Steve met an old friend of his who. . .
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:33 am

...'s name just happened to be Ste...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby bacon » Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:14 am

. . . stewart schmells who ran the portsmouth's local . . .
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