The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:53 am

...because they wore the trousers on their...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

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... ample ...

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Calico Jack » Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:59 pm

...peanuts and .....
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

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... crack her Jack " , replied ...

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Postby Ubi Dubium » Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:58 pm

...Rev. Norris Fitzherbert, who...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:13 pm

...had vied with thee Rev. "Canon" O'Hannon for years for control of thee Portsmouth Diocese...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:45 am

pieces o'nine wrote:...had vied with thee Rev. "Canon" O'Hannon for years for control of thee Portsmouth Diocese...


(Arrr I remember Fifi tellin me about Canon O'Hannon, he were a regular visit to Madame Fifi's in thee early years. He continued to council her long after she told him Madame Fifi's was a finishing school for young society girls. Eventually O'Hannon accidentalee walked into thee back room where Big Brenda was hentertaining the crew of HMS Ark Royal...the shock killed him stone dead)

...in the end Canon O'Hanon had Norris quietly garroted in the alley behind the Benbow...his body was nivver found and it's rumoured that...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:35 am

'it was the result of a bizzare homo..'
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:39 am

...homogeneous mix of elements found under the bar in the...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:27 am

...PPHS still...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:38 am

...the likely result of sexual...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Julius Aurora » Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:17 am

. . . tension between him and. . .
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken

Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:38 am

...a palomino...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:46 am

...with an exceptionally large 5th le...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Julius Aurora » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:04 pm

. . . legionnaire centurion leader. . .
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken

Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!


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