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da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:57 pm

:scientist:

:nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:
:nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:
:nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:
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:nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:

:idea:

dis kin be tha pictur onna covrr ove me nu book!
it wull be sumibbit for tha loose canin!
an ya all kin help!
ya be :welcome: cos et me burpday agin! rrrrrrrrr
i be FREE!

:drinking:

:welcome: To Tha Fissill Booke oF NefYooBB :welcome:

an dere be drums an moosik an singin' an stuff

hokay

i drawd tha covrr fur tha booke

i will start et fur ya

Chapper Wun


Wunce apon a thyme ....



oh
i sleepy now
i go nap.
bye
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Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:03 pm

der wuz a beeeutifl Nef Yoo dat livd ina bilge.
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Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:17 pm

He weer thee mowste irreetatin kid wot hevvarrrrgh droo breth.
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Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:32 pm

Gif him too TwistedSister too bee hiz mummee.
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Postby TwistedSister » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:15 pm

an Twisty Puss dun luv mi neu bay-be Neff Yoo so much
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:21 pm

NOOOOOOOo!

It starrrrt loike dis
wacht me

An da fryin gettee munstur sayd 'hokay vokayno burp me owt a nefyoo !"

an den et me burpday !

An i sayd '"gettee Munstur , ye neede a aircut , i coman ye ta git a aircut ye, look mussy, an tha gettee munstur sayd " oh now i be epsit! i wull be invizzybil ! an nefyoobb juss fer dat i coman ya be free fer eterniddy !

Ho buoy fanks getti munstur, oi be free , yah oim FREE! ,no moor tinkee vokayno fur me !

''oh wot tha yoose tha munstur sayd ,' wun alung ya liddle mijjit' ee sayd an den Nefyoo wint an ...
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Postby PantyGnawer » Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:50 pm

ate sum doo doo an said....
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Postby TwistedSister » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:01 pm

Nef Yoo darlin, there were some very nice people who wanted to help you with your story, and being the spoiled little brat that you are, you went and spoiled it. Now, go sit on the naughty deck until Mumsy Twisty Puss tells you it's o.k to play again. If not :nefyoobash: or worse yet, I will get your Auntie after you.
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:56 pm

shhhhhhhhh
sshhhhhhhh
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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:00 pm

In ovver werdes, Nef Yoo, stick a lolly innit.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:22 am

PantyGnawer wrote:ate sum doo doo an said....

"Fank ye sur, maye oi 'ab anuvver?"

But de monstur smakked the greedy littul shite one soe 'ard that the wee bilgerat went soarin' o'er land, o'er sea an' o'er Madame Fifi's parlour untill he landid onne a street in Poartsmuth. Knowin' he was probly in a spot o' bovver, an' his botty hert, he...
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Postby black bart » Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:29 am

...wasn't loiklee to survive until Chapter 2.

However Nef Yoo BB turned to his Uncle DTH and said: 'Unkl wot's dat Turtle doin to dat shoe?'

To which Uncle DTH said...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby black bart » Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:47 am

:barf: all over...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:39 pm

NefYoo reliesd he neeedddid noo lollllle. Soo, widdot haskin his temp-mom twistysisty, he toddled to da store wid a corter anna big hat.
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:20 am

...i coman ye ta make me turle soup!
an yoose thee shells loike day be poncy bolws.
but furst ye has ta dry yeseff
i dunt loike so much salt in me soup fank ye yer welkum
not after that tyme unkl farty ...
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