Pirate Double Entendres

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Do ye enjoy a good double entendre?

Does it come with fries, coke and a happy toy?
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I can't even master a good single entendre. Bum, bottom...
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Aye matey, but Oi be too busy chasin' my pussy
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Yarrr, of course ye silly git, but how many cannon puns do we 'ave to tell?
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby The Black Spot » Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:19 am

Does 'ee keep a spare pair o' balls unner the see saw fer emergencies?
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby The Black Spot » Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:31 am

Arrrr... this chap be 'aving a bit o' a problem wi' his shaft:

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL » Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:10 pm

YArrrr...

That's a big bandage he's applyin' there matey. Must be a very nasty wound indeed.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart » Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:09 am

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I must put the soundtrack on ready for Brenda's visit ce soire! :lech:
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL » Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:25 am

YArrrr...

Here's another big shaft for yer maties. Oi thinks Oi left me treasure in there somewhere...

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart » Sat Oct 06, 2012 2:29 pm

Blimey!...it reminds me of...er... :blush:
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Oct 10, 2012 12:06 pm

black bart wrote:Blimey!...it reminds me of...er... :blush:

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart » Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:04 am

The Big Pit?
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DavidH » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:21 am

If that's a new name for Brenda, it's a good'un.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby Monobaz » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:19 am

A pirate wench was on shore leave, it perhaps should not come as a complete surprise that she made her way to the nearest bar seeking a thirst quenching drink. The pirate wench walked up to the barman and said: "barman, oi be havin' an entendre" (which is presumably some kind of fancy alcoholic beverage) and then corrects herself and adds: "nay, ye betta make it a double, oi be havin' a double entendre." So the barman gave her one.
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