Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:56 am

Argh, tharr be nuffin' better'n a good Enforcer ta git the job done iffen the Bloodhound misses it's course.

As long as ye use rocks wit' explosins in.
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:19 am

Oi finks mee anna croo will stick wit' Da Enforcer..only 'bristols' wee bee famyllyar wit' are summat rounder an' softer den da one(s) ya gottes in da pikshurr (an' usuallee bee hattach'ed in pairs t' da fronts of grrlz, notte stuck all bydem selfes onna launch pad inna car park)
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby DaveL » Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:18 pm

LOG REPORT

Date: 24/12/1708
Time: 2200 hours
Location: Roofttop, Admiral Benbow, Santaquest 1708 HQ

NOTES: Sky's all clear...Large weaponry array set up...Enuff ammo to wipe Santa and his elves out 100x over
...If the Easter Bunny resurfaces, he's gone as well!...Lots of drinking and festivity in the Benbow below...
Horizon check...From my spyglass I can see Madame Fifi's...is that Francine the Flagellator waving at me?...Back to the job at hand...
Rowdy scenes down at the dock...someone keeps yelling 'get down here and have a Xmas drink ye blaggard!'...ignored requests...must stick to mission...

This year...Santa is toast...
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby DaveL » Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:15 pm

LOG REPORT

Date: 24/12/1708
Time: 2230 hours
Location: Roofttop, Admiral Benbow, Santaquest 1708 HQ

NOTES: Spyglass keep fogging up, looking at 3 girls on Fifi's balcony...Oh no, now they are dancing for me...must stick to duty, must stick to duty...
Reports coming in from North Pole...Santa's been delayed...That does it, give me a drink, no make it 3...What's that Oi hear, Francine is calling me from Madame Fifi's balcony in a thick French accent...'Oh Capteen DaveL, eets time fer serm Chreetsmas cheer'...That does it, Oi'm orf to Fifi's...back shortly...

Don't go away Santa...there's a storm comin'...there's a storm comin...
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:56 pm

AUE! wee gotte Santa inna cross-hares* uv Da Enforcer (loaded uppe wit' niu ho'opahu/eggy-sploseeve coconuts) and wot to arrre wonderin' eyes shoulde appeare? well, seemes loike PETARDE** wuz inna 'hood an' stopp'ed bye t' make sure wee no cause rooy-nashun/distress t' annafink wot's flyin' abaht..toime wee blew 'em orf wit' platty-toods and some day-olde "vegan haupia", dat rotten chunky elf an' 'is flea-bitten minions 'adde fledde da scene, leavin' reindeer poop on our lanai...

*yup, wee gots angry bunnies t' help aim D.E., cuz uv theer greate nyghte-vizzunn..

**Pipple fo' da Effical Treatement uv Airborne Reindeers an' Dumpy Elves
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:03 am

santa claws ?

wotsa santa ?
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby DaveL » Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:48 pm

YArrr...

That be a fine question matey. The answer is, hopefully, "shot down in a fiery blaze" of course.
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby anthrobabe » Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:22 pm

DaveL wrote:YArrr...

That be a fine question matey. The answer is, hopefully, "shot down in a fiery blaze" of course.


Ha! You wish ye cold harted gouger. Santa is kurently safe in hidin at me place!
(so ok the truf be i holdin 'im for ransom- but it ain't goin well- seems tha elves ain't paid wif cash and I be not about to take toyz fur da ransoms).

btw - where the heck ye been hidin yerself?

o rite that'd be me

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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby DaveL » Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:30 am

YArrrr!

It be Saucy Gert, nice to see yer!

Oi should be askin you the same question, ye big blaggard-ette!
Hand that fat bugger over immediately. Oi got a bit distracted over at Fifi's and (yet again) failed to polish him off.
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby anthrobabe » Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:02 am

ARGH they be plenty o polishin over at Fifis anyway ye kant 'ave 'im.
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Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...

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I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby Angry_Santa » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:24 am

I can't be held responsible for the argyle socks grammy gives you, also you actually need to have a chimney, a floating mast that is not.

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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby black bart » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:28 am

Angry_Santa wrote:I can't be held responsible for the argyle socks grammy gives you, also you actually need to have a chimney, a floating mast that is not.


Arrrgh be it aktaually ye?...sorree about thee hattempted assassinashuns...can I still ave me new socks fer Xmas?
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby Angry_Santa » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:37 pm

black bart wrote:
Angry_Santa wrote:I can't be held responsible for the argyle socks grammy gives you, also you actually need to have a chimney, a floating mast that is not.


Arrrgh be it aktaually ye?...sorree about thee hattempted assassinashuns...can I still ave me new socks fer Xmas?

Yar matey, and being the kind land lubber (or is it air ?) i am i'll throw in a new eyepatch.

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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby OZ_Nick » Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:38 am

Hey, Santee, yer big red blaggard! Iffen Bart's gettin sum sox and an eye patch, where's me new Ferrari and a bikini girl?
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:57 am

Yarr, this Christmas, oi fear sumfin terrible be coman - an' oi'm nort talkin' the contents o' Bart Industries' Fish Head Puddin!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
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