New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum
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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum
Ye shuld make sum jerky outa tha troll.
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Addendum t' thee Bullitin Bored:
A ten shun, arrrght stoodents wot arrrgh syned hup fer thee Beginners Drawin & Quarterin Class. Ye'll be larnin t'draw yer cutlass awl neckst weeke, so bring 'em along wiv yer skechin charrrkohl, yer ransum note pads, a roll ov bandijess an a bottil ov Capn's Deloight, fer thee "still loife" parrrt ov the hex er sighs.
A ten shun, arrrght stoodents wot arrrgh syned hup fer thee Beginners Drawin & Quarterin Class. Ye'll be larnin t'draw yer cutlass awl neckst weeke, so bring 'em along wiv yer skechin charrrkohl, yer ransum note pads, a roll ov bandijess an a bottil ov Capn's Deloight, fer thee "still loife" parrrt ov the hex er sighs.
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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum
Message from the Sickbay Clinic
Dear Principal Cullinane,
Can you please ensure that the missing vomit bags you "borrowed" from our stores for teachers social night are replenished immediately? Cook Master Bart has pledged to implement cutbacks to his fish head stew, which will include the use of several species banned for human consumption.
Can you also return the mop bucket, as the floors tend to get a bit slippery.
Yours in regurgitation,
Nurse Betty Swanson
Dear Principal Cullinane,
Can you please ensure that the missing vomit bags you "borrowed" from our stores for teachers social night are replenished immediately? Cook Master Bart has pledged to implement cutbacks to his fish head stew, which will include the use of several species banned for human consumption.
Can you also return the mop bucket, as the floors tend to get a bit slippery.
Yours in regurgitation,
Nurse Betty Swanson
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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum
Der prinzpl calanee ,
fank ye fer getin me oit of Auntie's bilge
oi be sur thet i lik et at skool .
oid lik ta regtr wif :
'Ow Ta bBe Trown In Brig , by Robin Stores
wot els ye rcmend ?
fank ye fer getin me oit of Auntie's bilge
oi be sur thet i lik et at skool .
oid lik ta regtr wif :
'Ow Ta bBe Trown In Brig , by Robin Stores
wot els ye rcmend ?
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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I recommend 'How ta Walk the Plank' by Walktheplank, published by 'Manoverboard' books, only 4 Cronan (it be a really big book so if ye do have ta walk the plank, it'll keep ye afloat til the sharks eat ye).
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Yarrrgh, oi wood also wreck o mend thee companyun booke, Catwalk thee Plank/Work thee Runway! by Tiddles thee Evil.
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Oi wood alsoe reckamend Moonwalk the Plank by Cap'n Micky Jacklad. A bit weerd, but a bloody good yarn, me ol' Jimlad.
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Or halternatively...half inch annuver bag o Gobstoppers from thee school tuck shoppe.
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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum
Perhaps the adventures of Farfalle Flynn as required reading?
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Arrrr Farfalle Flynn...him with his enormous...
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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum
grasp uv firming uppe 'is..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
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'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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... new recroots 'ave wanderd into Arrrbay , Princepal Calunully , oi sujjest ye rownde them up wiff ...
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Stop tying up tha skool bard meetin wif yer long whinded tales!
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... back to thee tale , our spy , oi meens ta say our reportarr has diverted thee new recroots back to the NPPPS
"Aroighty lads , tyme to hoist thee colors !"
Thee gibbering assemblage silently froze , sum continuwed to drool well , moste were halfe naked ande clearly land loving clumsy loutes .
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NO! oi wn resess ana noo jyint 'at..WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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