New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum

[PantyGnawer]

The prezzints hain't fer ye, they be weddin' prezzints fer PG.

Speekin o' PG, oi'd loik ta knoe whut his noo prophulshin system be. Be it Brenda Powarred?

Arrrr yeve gut good ois there me boy.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

The prezzints hain't fer ye, they be weddin' prezzints fer PG.

Speekin o' PG, oi'd loik ta knoe whut his noo prophulshin system be. Be it Brenda Powarred?

Arrrr yeve gut good ois there me boy.

Yarr, an a $cum$oft word proscesscor.

[ChowMein]

Yarr ,

On thee behest ove thee staff an' stooodints of PPPS , we wood loike ta fank perfesser Daftbeaker for garrdin thee nursiry an' teechin' thee kookin' klass .

yarr

[Monobaz]

We awlso thank Dr Daft for his werk on the bewt kiddies cullered alphabet

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Deer Mrs Witfailed,

Little Urk godda stop playin' games alla time an' lern 2 do sum study 4 a change. Yesserday Urk faild Kindy Sighance 101 wen 'e maed very low pH soap and he reqwired urgent meddycal treatment for acid burns after applying sed sope 2 his noodly appendage.

Yoors Trewly,
Miss Pell
Portsmuff Kindy Skool