Piratic Poetry

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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:42 pm

Arrrgh, Bart's tolde thee tale o'sellin 'is mum
t' thee Aztecs fully many a toime.
But he's never sayed nought about 'is olde dad.
Perhaps because thee extra syllabification an Vogonish sintax means that hit never wood ryme.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby DavidH » Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:09 am

Our talented Pieces o' Nine
Wrote her verses while pickled in wine;
Sadly, inebriation
Inhibits creation
And the whole thing got totally out of hand when she tried to squeeze far too many words into the last line.

NB This is totally unfair because Pieces was parodying Bart. I'm just in a bad mood this morning.

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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:36 am

DavidH hails from Hereford
Where ancient Britons wore nothing but Wode
They got up in morning
And giving no warning
They did themselves a terrible injury with their swords
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby DavidH » Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:57 am

^ :lol: But you put it in the past tense....

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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:57 pm

Our bart's a lad with artistic flair
[makes up for his lack of hair]
but us he can't sway
when we hear him say
'It's just a solar panel for the worlds greatest lurrrrrrrrve machine.'
Send lawyers, guns and money...

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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:35 pm

Oh, hey, so, um, I wrote a sonnet for English class.

BEHOLD:

When I set sail and leave land for my love
She punishes me with her fav’rite curse:
Leviathan below and storms above
As well as pirates come to cut my purse.
Although I be with mates both bold and brave
And there be plenty grog to go around,
The thought of her returns. I am her slave.
No choice, it is to her or hell I’m bound.
And yet my only love remains this sea,
Her sunsets beautiful as any wench.
I long for her, though cruel and harsh she be,
I have a thirst that only she can quench.
Because my wanderlust is fierce and strong
By wind and waves of blue I’ll sail lifelong.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:05 pm

Um...

Theyre wuz ay yung man frum nantucket...

um...

wut rimes wiff nantucket?
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby skyweir » Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:42 pm

......^
Wuz emptyin' 'is chum bucket
Wen too 'is alarm
'E were missin' an arm
cuz a shark cum oop an' tuk it.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby DavidH » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:30 am

Hey, Qwerty, that's a proper Shakespearian sonnet. You've managed the minor turn of thought after line 4 and then the major turn to begin the sextet, with the final couplet summing up. Theme: the sea as a mistress - very Shakespearian. It flows well and draws a pretty picture.

IMO you should get a high mark for that, though some stuffy old bugger may object that some of the vocabulary is beneath the dignity of this verse-form.

Are you following Swato's sonnets at HOT?

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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:34 pm

No, but I should go stop by there again sometime, I'll look for that thread. The sonnet assignment was fairly basic, as long as you had the proper rhyme scheme, iambic pentameter, and a volta in the right place, you got full credit. Haven't gotten the grade back, but I assume I did well on it. I asked in advance about using pirate grammar, and my professor responded by reminding me that Shakespeare didn't necessarily follow the conventional grammar either.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby black bart » Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:06 am

Swato was a Pirate lad
From Germany he hailed
His beard was hilarious
But his jokes so often failed
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby DavidH » Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:20 am

Poor old Swato! He writes some pretty good sonnets, you know, though mostly about Cthulhu.

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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby black bart » Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:23 am

DavidH wrote:Poor old Swato! He writes some pretty good sonnets, you know, though mostly about Cthulhu.


:lol:
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:37 am

DavidH wrote:Poor old Swato! He writes some pretty good sonnets, you know, though mostly about Cthulhu.

He is secretly an adherent of the one [possibly] true faith? RAmen to his sonnets, I shall have to look them up!
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby DavidH » Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:55 am

It would be misleading to call him one of our faith.


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