Piratic Poetry

Arrr, I be a pirate!

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Can ye read and write?

No I'm completely dyslexic and illiterate
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I can only spell using a semaphore
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Only when I use one eyepatch, not two
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Yes of course ye blaggard, but it's difficult to write with a hook
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Ravi Oli
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:33 pm

Was surprised that this fellow qwerty
Who it seemed must be at least forty
by the things that he said
thought a much older head
but he's much younger than Ernie and Bertie!
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:24 am

Foine werke, Ravi. Oi exspeshully loiked yer werew--er--- Pirates ov Porstmouth! :fsm_yarr:

Oi'll dust orf me limrick-wrytin headdress this weekend an see what oi can add t'yer challenge.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby DaveL » Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:10 am

Yarrrr..

Oi loves that movie matey. It be sumthin only a southern pirate can truly appreciate.
Yarrrr...

The Trading Post. I prefer to just loot n pillage meself.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby black bart » Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:50 am

Ravi Oli wrote:

An unfortunate lad we'll call bart
Was so proud of his culinary art
But he lost his poor lass
who, inflicted with gas
Exploded in a humungous fart!


:cry:
Ye weren't ta know matey but that be a true story...

Twas the lass in my avatar...thee beautiful Maureen O Haha (half Oirish half Apache)...

I tried ta stop her eatin the fourth bowl o Fish Head Stoo but...too late! :cry:

All that was left was one of her Indian Feathers and a bra. :cry:

I wears em both wiv pride.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby DavidH » Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:39 am

Ravi Oli, whilst searching for plunder
Picked up something nasty down under.
His wife said, "My Dear,
It looks a bit queer;
Now where did you catch that, I wonder?"

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Ravi Oli
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:40 pm

A King David of old it is known
killed Golliath with just a small stone
but DaveH our old mate...
it was something he ate...
now he sits and moans on HIS throne

[methinks twas a fish 'ead vindaloo] :moon:

DavidH tried the fish 'ead vindaloo
(being tired of the same old fish stew)
When last he was seen
a pale shade of green
Moaned 'Where's the loo? Where's the loo? WHERE'S THE LOO!!'

[Oi never knowed 'e could run so fast]
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:46 pm

Now Roy Hunter in Clan Tartan attire
would set any proud Scotsman afire.
When the Romans and all
did build 'Adrian's Wall
I do wish they had built it much higher!!
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:28 am

DavidH: :worship:
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Ravi Oli
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Uther

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:23 am

Now old Uther we are in accord
Inspired tales of Arthur and sword.
But of our Uther dear
We shall cheer and cheer
If he EVER is short of a word.

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C'mon pieces... you should know the inmates here pretty well...
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby DavidH » Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:33 am

@ Ravi Oli :lol:

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daftbeaker

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:07 am

Said a whimsical student daftbeaker
"I've got it" he shouted "Eureka!"
but erred to dress in his haste
and was summarily chased
by a horde shouting "There goes a streaker!"
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby skyweir » Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:51 am

Said a lassie, I canna' be wholly
A true pyrate wench, an' tis solely
cuz whin ah wuz tight
on one 'orrible night
Ah tasted that damn Rav Aioli!
Vasco Pyjama asked Mr Curly: What is worth doing and what is worth having? Mr Curly replied: It is worth doing nothing and having a rest.
-- The Curly-Pyjama Letters

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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:57 am

^ :worship: All those above

Black Bart was a Pirate they say
For a drink he would never pay
So the landlord got shirty
But Black Bart got all flirty :lech:
The landlord was female so it doesn't mean he's gay.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:42 am

^ :haha:

In days of old when midgets were bold,
And pirates were just invented,
They'd sail on their ships eating fish with their chips,
And feel all round contented.

Their offspring contrived to try to survive,
And started to become all wayward.
The FSM, said once "Ahem",
And that was the end of that lot.
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!

"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed

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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:33 am

^^Roy you forget bart is part Vogon on his father's side... :haha:
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