Complete the Piratey Headline
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Hackles the Rescue Dog, finds the body of John Brown a Moulderin in the Grave
Mayor Borat Johnson of Portsmouth calls for search expedition to find *****
Mayor Borat Johnson of Portsmouth calls for search expedition to find *****
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
- Phlebas
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Mayor Borat Johnson of Portsmouth calls for search expedition to find a slightly shorter Piratey Headline than the one you are currently reading.
Search proves futile
Recent Search Finds *****
Search proves futile
Recent Search Finds *****
Wake me at the zenith of the moon.
Phlebas The Phoenician
Ramen
Phlebas The Phoenician
Ramen
- Detective TurtleHolmes
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Recent Search Finds Zankou Not Actually Awesome
Much to the surprise to Zankou, but not to anyone else.
New Species of Duck Discovered, To Be Named ********
Much to the surprise to Zankou, but not to anyone else.
New Species of Duck Discovered, To Be Named ********
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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New Species of Duck Discovered, To Be Named In A Ceremony At The Portsmouth Town Hall
Local conservationist, Black Bart, said "It's a bit of a mouthful, and the name is quite long too".
Young Patrons Told, ******
Local conservationist, Black Bart, said "It's a bit of a mouthful, and the name is quite long too".
Young Patrons Told, ******
Wake me at the zenith of the moon.
Phlebas The Phoenician
Ramen
Phlebas The Phoenician
Ramen
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Young Patrons Told, "Flommy" By Local Street Urchin
Needless to say, that didn't go down well, that's for sure.
Elephantitis Found In Black Bart's *********
Needless to say, that didn't go down well, that's for sure.
Elephantitis Found In Black Bart's *********
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Elephantitis Found In Black Bart's Vocabulary.
What other words might he know? Is he qualified to use them?
Zankou challenges Black Bart to *****
What other words might he know? Is he qualified to use them?
Zankou challenges Black Bart to *****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline
Zankou challenges Black Bart to Beat Him in a Spelling Bee
No word yet on Black Bart's response.
Black Bart tells Zankou to *******
No word yet on Black Bart's response.
Black Bart tells Zankou to *******
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Black Bart tells Zankou to Go Swab the Poop Deck
Zankou is currently in irons for insubordination. Portsmouth citizenry are organizing a spontaneous demonstration in celebration.
Experts Predict Shortage of Banner-Sized Type; Suggest *****
Zankou is currently in irons for insubordination. Portsmouth citizenry are organizing a spontaneous demonstration in celebration.
Experts Predict Shortage of Banner-Sized Type; Suggest *****
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Experts Predict Shortage of Banner-Sized Type; Suggest A Voyage to Brobdingnag.
Emissaries from Laputa, Balnibarbi, Glubbdubdrib, Luggnagg and Japan hope to *****
Emissaries from Laputa, Balnibarbi, Glubbdubdrib, Luggnagg and Japan hope to *****
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Emissaries from Laputa, Balnibarbi, Glubbdubdrib, Luggnagg and Japan hope to stop Will Bonney from proposing any more names for their islands
Loco Kook ChowMein Opens Restaurant , Towne Residents *****
Loco Kook ChowMein Opens Restaurant , Towne Residents *****
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Loco Kook ChowMein Opens Restaurant, Towne Residents Contact Health Inspector
Zankou Signs Contract with Rupert Murdoch's Newscorp as Fact Checker, Says, "*****"
Zankou Signs Contract with Rupert Murdoch's Newscorp as Fact Checker, Says, "*****"
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Zankou Signs Contract with Rupert Murdoch's Newscorp as Fact Checker, Says, "Everything is Fine, Especially the Page Three Girl... Excuse Me!"
Mayor Borat Johnson Passes New Decree, Stating that "All Hardworking Pirates Get *****"
Mayor Borat Johnson Passes New Decree, Stating that "All Hardworking Pirates Get *****"
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Mayor Borat Johnson Passes New Decree, Stating that "All Hardworking Pirates Get More Time to Hang Around the Docks (in a Gibbet)
Black Bart Accepts Spelling Challenge and Tells Zankou to Stick his Thesaurus up his******
Black Bart Accepts Spelling Challenge and Tells Zankou to Stick his Thesaurus up his******
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Black Bart Accepts Spelling Challenge and Tells Zankou to Stick his Thesaurus up his Red, Inflamed, **********
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Re: Complete the Piratey Headline
Black Bart Accepts Spelling Challenge and Tells Zankou to Stick his Thesaurus up his Red, Inflamed, Elephantine *****
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