Black Bart Accepts Spelling Challenge and Tells Zankou to Stick his Thesaurus up his Red, Inflamed, Elephantine Posterior Orifice
Zankou Replies: "*********************"
Complete the Piratey Headline
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--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline
Zankou Replies: "I Thought You Were Supposed To Insult Me!"
After having the thesaurus pushed up his posterior orifice, Zankou asks: "Why thankyou, may I have another?"
Afterwards, Zankou Asks Makers of Thesaurus, Big Ron Inc: "***********"
After having the thesaurus pushed up his posterior orifice, Zankou asks: "Why thankyou, may I have another?"
Afterwards, Zankou Asks Makers of Thesaurus, Big Ron Inc: "***********"
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Re: Complete the Piratey Headline
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Zankou Replies: "I Thought You Were Supposed To Insult Me!"
After having the thesaurus pushed up his posterior orifice, Zankou asks: "Why thankyou, may I have another?"
Afterwards, Zankou Asks Makers of Thesaurus, Big Ron Inc: "if they could make a slimmer version so it doesn't hurt so much when stuck up his red, inflammed, elephantine, posterior orifice"
Men in boat drag a ten foot seagul from the bowels of.......
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Men in boat drag a ten foot seagul from the bowels of Your Mom.
Your Mom sighted off the port bow! ***********
Your Mom sighted off the port bow! ***********
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Your Mom sighted off the port bow! Avast, Black Bart!
Black Bart vehemently denied that his dear old mum was in port, claiming that she was still in voluntary exile with the Aztecs.
Aztecs Send Emissary to Portsmouth, Demand *****
Black Bart vehemently denied that his dear old mum was in port, claiming that she was still in voluntary exile with the Aztecs.
Aztecs Send Emissary to Portsmouth, Demand *****
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Aztecs Send Emissary to Portsmouth, Demand Sacrifice of Your Mom
Xenomorph Squadron Sighted in Portsmouth. Black Bart Says: *****
Xenomorph Squadron Sighted in Portsmouth. Black Bart Says: *****
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Xenomorph Squadron Sighted in Portsmouth. Black Bart Says: Sh*t!
Black Bart Impregnated By Xenomorph After Hours of Fruitless ************
Black Bart Impregnated By Xenomorph After Hours of Fruitless ************
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Black Bart Impregnated By Xenomorph After Hours of Fruitless Fumbling
When ask for comment, Black Bart replied "Yarr it be good, oi normly dinnae last tat long"
Trojan Announces Special ******
When ask for comment, Black Bart replied "Yarr it be good, oi normly dinnae last tat long"
Trojan Announces Special ******
Wake me at the zenith of the moon.
Phlebas The Phoenician
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Phlebas The Phoenician
Ramen
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Trojan Announces Special rum is two for the price of one at Asda's! thats asda price!
Two men hatched out of a huge ostrich egg.........
Two men hatched out of a huge ostrich egg.........
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Two men hatched out of a huge ostrich egg turn out to be the Chuckle Brother's birthday surprise for Mayor Borat:
Mayor Borat Johnson admitted to hospital after ********
Mayor Borat Johnson admitted to hospital after ********
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Mayor Borat Johnson admitted to hospital after Fight With Ex-Mayor
Ex-Mayor Keith Liversausage was the victor, and he plans to drink Mayor Borat Johnson's blood later today.
Ex-Mayor Keith Liversausage Drinks Blood of Enemy, Gets *********
Ex-Mayor Keith Liversausage was the victor, and he plans to drink Mayor Borat Johnson's blood later today.
Ex-Mayor Keith Liversausage Drinks Blood of Enemy, Gets *********
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Ex-Mayor Keith Liversausage Drinks Blood of Enemy, Gets his daily iron intake x 100
Growing concerns about the rise of Piratic Poetry, blame ***
Growing concerns about the rise of Piratic Poetry, blame ***
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Growing concerns about the rise of Piratic Poetry, blame the Moderators
Zankou to get poetry classes from *****
Zankou to get poetry classes from *****
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Zankou to get poetry classes from Grammar Girl
He is reported to be instrumental in correcting her original name, Grammar Grrl.
Zankou releases new translation of the Elder Edda, corrected for spelling, scansion, and *****
He is reported to be instrumental in correcting her original name, Grammar Grrl.
Zankou releases new translation of the Elder Edda, corrected for spelling, scansion, and *****
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Zankou releases new translation of the Elder Edda, corrected for spelling, scansion, and Improper Use of the Word 'Pants'
'Pants' Now Deemed Innapropriate, 'Trousers' Sure To *********
'Pants' Now Deemed Innapropriate, 'Trousers' Sure To *********
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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