39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jan 02, 2015 4:25 pm

HOKAY !

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Monobaz » Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:12 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:The real purpose of the Temple of the Prophets is for people who reach a post count of 5,000 and attain the rank of Prophet of Pastafarianism. We then start a poll to give them a custom title to replace their rank. Even then, we are no 'better' than other Pastafarians.


Well said oh revered trippel prafoot!
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nancy Delia » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:13 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:The real purpose of the Temple of the Prophets is for people who reach a post count of 5,000 and attain the rank of Prophet of Pastafarianism. We then start a poll to give them a custom title to replace their rank. Even then, we are no 'better' than other Pastafarians.


alas! there have only been 18 pastafarians to achieve that feat.
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby gronank » Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:37 pm

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gronank wrote:Did something happen 2009? because that year saw a drop outside the trend decay for semi regular posters but not regular posters
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what is the blue line?

The blue line is the data points after 2009 fitted to an exponential decay line. The dashed portion is there for comparison with the similar green line for the data points for before 2009 to illustrate the uncharacteristic drop at that time.
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby DavidH » Sat Jan 03, 2015 5:03 pm

I can think of people who got a prophet title without making 5,000. Tigger, for example.

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Jan 04, 2015 2:35 pm

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby StJason » Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:34 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:The real purpose of the Temple of the Prophets is for people who reach a post count of 5,000 and attain the rank of Prophet of Pastafarianism. We then start a poll to give them a custom title to replace their rank. Even then, we are no 'better' than other Pastafarians.


Is that all we have to do?

...oh. Crap.

That's what we have to do...


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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:06 am

StJason wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:The real purpose of the Temple of the Prophets is for people who reach a post count of 5,000 and attain the rank of Prophet of Pastafarianism. We then start a poll to give them a custom title to replace their rank. Even then, we are no 'better' than other Pastafarians.


Is that all we have to do?

...oh. Crap.

That's what we have to do...


Is posts to the Facebook group counted?

Not generally, no. They don't auto-tally, so there's no way to keep that score. Sorry about that.
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:10 am

StJason wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:The real purpose of the Temple of the Prophets is for people who reach a post count of 5,000 and attain the rank of Prophet of Pastafarianism. We then start a poll to give them a custom title to replace their rank. Even then, we are no 'better' than other Pastafarians.


Is that all we have to do?

...oh. Crap.

That's what we have to do...


Is posts to the Facebook group counted?


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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby StJason » Sat Jan 10, 2015 4:06 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
StJason wrote:Is posts to the Facebook group counted?

Not generally, no. They don't auto-tally, so there's no way to keep that score. Sorry about that.


Right. So then all I need to do is post 4938 more times...
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jan 10, 2015 4:12 pm

Ye haza ARRRR ! moor offin ! rrrrrrrrr
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Jan 11, 2015 1:59 pm

StJason wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
StJason wrote:Is posts to the Facebook group counted?

Not generally, no. They don't auto-tally, so there's no way to keep that score. Sorry about that.


Right. So then all I need to do is post 4938 more times...
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One of the reasons that the Fun And Games section is so popular.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Jan 14, 2015 4:02 am

DavidH wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:For Bart and Pieces not to be considered among the best of all time is a shame. It's not their fault there's no internet access in the afterlife.


Hear, hear.


We must write something as a tribute to them in the Loose Canon , The Acts of the Apastles seems like a good spot .
Peices and Bart loved books , i think they would be tickled being in one .
Wotcha all fink ?
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Monobaz » Wed Jan 14, 2015 4:26 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:
DavidH wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:For Bart and Pieces not to be considered among the best of all time is a shame. It's not their fault there's no internet access in the afterlife.


Hear, hear.


We must write something as a tribute to them in the Loose Canon , The Acts of the Apastles seems like a good spot .
Peices and Bart loved books , i think they would be tickled being in one .
Wotcha all fink ?



I think it is a great idea. I mentioned “Pastafarian Perfection” in an earlier post, the connotation being Bart and Pieces are in a state of perfect holiness (c.f. the Nazirite tradition). It is fitting that these two wonderful personalities should be immortalised in the Loose Canon.
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby RevWrongway » Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:06 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:We must write something as a tribute to them in the Loose Canon , The Acts of the Apastles seems like a good spot .
Peices and Bart loved books , i think they would be tickled being in one .
Wotcha all fink ?



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