39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Nov 23, 2015 6:01 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:i iss wun off da bess passafaries effa uncca ed , rrrrr !

Proof, if any were needed, that the list is utter rubbish :haha:
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Nov 23, 2015 11:51 pm

Um , thee passaferry liss iss wubbish innit unnca darf ,

alla gude peepulls not b onnit duz they uncca daff ,

arntie nanseys fred iss bollocks innit unca darf ,
............. :lurk:
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Dec 17, 2015 5:27 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:For Bart and Pieces not to be considered among the best of all time is a shame. It's not their fault there's no internet access in the afterlife.

SURELY they sit in honour beside His Noodliness? Hope to meet them "in the sauce" in The Great Beer Hall in the Sky someday :fsm_float:

Rob Roy McHunter wrote:Also, I am not a really good Pastafarian. I am also an ordained Dudeist Priest and a novice monk of the Toadfish Monastery.

He accepts ALL Roy [how you doin' by the way?] so that makes you the Perfect Pastafarian. I don't attend Church but that doesn't mean I lost my faith, just my password.

Nef you are definitely top of the Notty List! :whip: :whip:
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:21 pm

Fank ye Uncca Raffi Oily ! :welcome:
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby buttlicking22 » Sun Nov 06, 2016 12:39 pm

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Monobaz » Sun Nov 06, 2016 5:07 pm

buttlicking22 wrote:DaveL....PirateHelloKitty


Hi Eric,

I must say I find your current sock puppet's name rather offensive butt that is for the Moderators to decide. Considering they haven't banned you yet perhaps you might be so kind as to answer a question for me. Why do you see it necessary to have a hard copy of the Loose Canon and does it warrant the risk of personal prosecution?
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby ChowMein » Sun Nov 06, 2016 5:19 pm

*snort*

Hobouy hobouy , i be rising in the ranks of best pasta , and multiple times at that !
Some honour this is !

But Nancy , you did not subdivide the list like the first one and you only listed 20 odd members .

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Nov 06, 2016 6:25 pm

Nooooooooooooo

Sumfing gon wong wiff Uncca Nancy's liss ....

....i b tha nu Admin , not Unka Puddy ....

.......rrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby buttlicking22 » Wed Nov 09, 2016 8:08 pm

Monobaz wrote:
buttlicking22 wrote:DaveL....PirateHelloKitty


Hi Eric,

I must say I find your current sock puppet's name rather offensive butt that is for the Moderators to decide. Considering they haven't banned you yet perhaps you might be so kind as to answer a question for me. Why do you see it necessary to have a hard copy of the Loose Canon and does it warrant the risk of personal prosecution?


From what I know of Eric he probably will care. I think the last time he was arrested really shook him up. It wasn't good for his reputation locally either. I think you guys scared him pretty good. You don't have to worry about him anymore. He doesn't want to go back to prison even if it is just for a few hours.

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Nov 10, 2016 10:18 am

Shore fing unca Errwick , i meen unca jooce liver i meen unca pee full sung, jjooceliver,
I meen unkee Nancy , imeen unca bumbum .
rrrrrrr
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby buttlicking22 » Thu Nov 10, 2016 10:25 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:Shore fing unca Errwick , i meen unca jooce liver i meen unca pee full sung, jjooceliver,
I meen unkee Nancy , imeen unca bumbum .
rrrrrrr


Eric hated prison. Most people do.

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:24 pm

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Cardinal Fang » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:58 pm

May I suggest we not talk about Mr Whitfield any more?

He's been discussed ad nauseum, and frankly I think we'd all prefer for his name to never darken our doors again (although I guess that's up to him ultimately, if he tries for a third attempt at taking work that doesn't belong to him).

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby buttlicking22 » Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:02 pm

Cardinal Fang wrote:May I suggest we not talk about Mr Whitfield any more?

He's been discussed ad nauseum, and frankly I think we'd all prefer for his name to never darken our doors again (although I guess that's up to him ultimately, if he tries for a third attempt at taking work that doesn't belong to him).

CF


Heck no! He is planning on running for North Carolina House District 14 in 2018. I think we should run ads against him to help him lose.

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby buttlicking22 » Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:05 pm

Eric Whitfield is a thief and has committed several acts of copyright infringement:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Loose-Canon-C ... op?ie=UTF8

viewtopic.php?f=15&t=47472

Eric Whitfield does not worship God. Eric Whitfield worships a Flying Spaghetti Monster which is a total mockery of God. He is so dedicated to the Flying Spaghetti Monster that he wrote 3 songs about it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s2iOHjDU4o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUhN3OEKosE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjI2RO97g3k

Eric Whitfield has a twisted view of the Bible that does not align with traditional Christianity. Eric Whitfield compares God to cruel and tyrannical dictators. Eric Whitfield even suggest that the Bible may not even be true:

http://www.religionforums.org/Thread-Ma ... ric-s-blog

http://www.religionforums.org/Thread-Do ... have-merit

Eric Whitfield has lost two elections in Onslow County. Eric Whitfield made a mockery of the election process by showing up in a pink shirt rather than wearing a suit and a tie. Eric Whitfield also tried to get elected by riding the coattails of a respectable established incumbent county commissioner:

http://er.ncsbe.gov/?election_dt=03/15/ ... &contest=3

http://results.enr.clarityelections.com ... mmary.html

You voted against Eric Whitfield twice before. We think you should do it again.

Vote for George Cleveland instead.

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