OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

[Calico Jack]

Yes, I also thought it was a clever play on 'midgit'.

Jack thunk that too.

Almost fell off perch laughing.

[DavidH]

^ Damn, why didn't you?

[Calico Jack]

Jack hasn't trimmed his toe nails in a LONG time.

ACK

[Qwertyuiopasd]

I thought it was because someone nailed him to it.

[DavidH]

He'd make a fine Norwegian Blue.

[daftbeaker]

He'd make a fine Norwegian Blue.

I don't know if smacking him with a bit of two-by-four counts as 'pining for the fjords' but I'm willing to try it

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!

Wunnerfull!

Iffe spelt summat loik :

"Looke huPON her Werks, Ye Migyt, 'n' Dispaaarrr" of course…

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!

I seen it on me work phone and thought it uz pyoor jeenyus. Then ye tried ter dodge out of it an dint see it yerself -- that were hylarryus.

May get selected by acclamation.

[TwistedSister]

Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!

I seen it on me work phone and thought it uz pyoor jeenyus. Then ye tried ter dodge out of it an dint see it yerself -- that were hylarryus.

May get selected by acclamation.

I agree. Mistake or no, it was hi-lar-ious!!!!

[Ubi Dubium]

"Looke huPON her Werks, Ye Migyt, 'n' Dispaaarrr"

I'm in for this one, too!

[pieces o'nine]

These awl be makin' me smoile, loike -- oi be much henjoyin *awl* yer yoomerus remarrrghks! Fank ye awl an please 'ave a cone-yak on Bart's tabbe fer yer efferts.


Hit be roight difficult t'choose me oan favrit - - - an then tonoight oi fynde summat about migyts. MIGYTS!!1!one!! Wot be ye thinkin, ladde?






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Wotevver ye lot ov scurvy lubbers chooses, oi plans t'rotayte thee beste ov thee ovver sug jest chins as me sig-loine, so longe as oi 'as one, so 'elp me FSM.

[daftbeaker]

I'm trying to think of something kilt related but it's not going well. Someone else do it

[black bart]

I'm trying to think of something kilt related

A Scotsman's genitals?

That IS NOT going on the list...A Scotsman's Asp maybe...

[bacon]

Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!

I seen it on me work phone and thought it uz pyoor jeenyus. Then ye tried ter dodge out of it an dint see it yerself -- that were hylarryus.

May get selected by acclamation.

I agree. Mistake or no, it was hi-lar-ious!!!!

[black bart]

We have a rather large list to whittle down already:

Nefertiti at the waterhole
Pirate queen
Multicultural Shapeshifting Egyptologist.
Gandalf the Many-Colored
No, PON is not a dirty euphemism.
Siren of thee skwirrels ov thee nyghte.
Pieces of Pure Genius.
Single Handedly Bringing Back Ornate Headdresses
She who has a signature.
Miss Venganza 1776
No PON Intended
Errol Flynn's #1 Fan
Queen of de Nile
Ptolemic Pyrate Princess
Cutthroat Cleopatra
Thick as Thebes
Cone yak drinkin, Tab fixin, pesky skwirrel queen
Pastafarian Pirate Queen
One Classy Wench
Papal pretender in waiting.
Pope of De Nile.
PONtiff.
Cleopatra's Role Model
Queen of Creativity
Mad Hatter
Nice Asp
Admiral o'Sand
She's in de Nile (no she isn't)
"a goddess exceptionally wise and a lover of wisdom" (Plutarch)
All fall to Pieces.
Pieces, Queen o' the Desert
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!


We need to pick the 8 best.