Hey Youze Guys!

[PKMKII]

How you doin'! Check this out, Ima prophet now, it's like I'm a made man now, you know what I'm sayin'? Only thing is, you goombas gotta give me title, somethin' propa for me. Don't bust my balls too hard, capisce?

[bacon]

Congrats on your prophethood! My brain is too dead to think of a good title for you right now (probably from breathing in all of the paint fumes).

[Qwertyuiopasd]

Oh, gee, what could he possibly be going for? Surely, we should avoid any possibly offensive traditional new yorker epithets, or mafioso terminology.

The only thing I feel like coming up with right now is "The Consequence." A horrible amalgamation of a Jersey Shore reference, and a reference to that cyber police thing.

[Edd]

Oh, gee, what could he possibly be going for? Surely, we should avoid any possibly offensive traditional new yorker epithets, or mafioso terminology.

I thought he was going for the 'Hey, I post lots of things people might find offensive but I'm trying to be funny so you shouldn't really take offense' defense.

(Too much ball busting? Not enough?)

In honor of his Word a Day thread: 'Vocabulary' Enhancer

[Qwertyuiopasd]

Actually, I'm really feeling the idea of "Senior New York Correspondent." Or however The Daily Show does their thing with their "correspondents."

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

Sonofagun, you snuck that right by me. I didn't realize you were even close!

Well, congratulations, PK. Hmmm, now let's see...

The Oddfather

New and Improved! (for the MK II reference, unless I totally missed the boat on that)

might come up with a few more in a day or two...

[bacon]

Palaverous Pizano

[daftbeaker]

Has never been to Old York

Lord of the Concrete Jungle

[Tigger_the_Wing]

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The Oddfather

New and Improved! (for the MK II reference, unless I totally missed the boat on that)

might come up with a few more in a day or two...

Yes, why PKMKII? It has baffled me since I first saw it!
I'm not even going to attempt to come up with a title until I get a full explanation of your username. So there.

[PKMKII]

ET got it right about the MKII part. But I'm not divulging on PK, gotta maintain some level of mystery.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

It's short for Pokemon.

[PKMKII]

The logical acronym for Pokemon would be PM, as it's a variation on "Pocket Monsters."

[Qwertyuiopasd]

Exactly, which is why you chose a less logical acronym, so as to throw people off.

the "official" acronym or shortening is actually PKMN. So PK is logical in the sense that it's a shortening of that. In fact, include the M, and PKMK is only one letter away fro PKMN, thus making it a clever sort of acronymal portmanteau.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

HOKAY DEN UNKEE PMS
um gunna kall ye poopy ead
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Ubi Dubius]

It's short for Pokemon.

In the Ubi household, that's how we've always said his name.