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Twisted Sister's Custom Title

Poll ended at Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:50 pm

One Tough Cookie
1
5%
The Twisted One
2
10%
Provider of cookies
1
5%
Cat o Nine Tales
1
5%
Grumpy Kitty
1
5%
Cookies enabled
6
30%
Desperate Housecat
6
30%
Twisted Cookie Puss
2
10%
 
Total votes: 20
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Re: Twisted Sister's Custom Title

Postby black bart » Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:36 am

By the noodly appendages of the FSM...it's 'desperately' exciting.
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Re: Twisted Sister's Custom Title

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:47 pm

There's usually at least six dozen people on every message board who use giving out cookies as a gimmick. There's bound to be another showing up here at some point, and then the "Cookies enabled" title won't be special anymore. Vote for Desperate Housecat, because it's more unique to Twisty!
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Re: Twisted Sister's Custom Title

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:57 pm

Vote for Desperate Housecat because I came up with it, and I like it.

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Re: Twisted Sister's Custom Title

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:41 pm

Vote for the Twisted One, because she asked for it.
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Re: Twisted Sister's Custom Title

Postby PKMKII » Sat Dec 05, 2009 3:50 pm

Looks like we might need a tiebreaker here.
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Re: Twisted Sister's Custom Title

Postby TwistedSister » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:29 pm

Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:There's usually at least six dozen people on every message board who use giving out cookies as a gimmick. There's bound to be another showing up here at some point, and then the "Cookies enabled" title won't be special anymore. Vote for Desperate Housecat, because it's more unique to Twisty!

I didn't realize handing out cookies was a "gimmick". Just something I thought was cute.
Not sure why Desparate Housecat is so popular........

I really like The Twisted One or Twisted Cookie Puss.

Well, no matter, it will be what it will be and I'll still be handing out cookies.
Or maybe I should switch to carp?
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Re: Twisted Sister's Custom Title

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:17 am

..don't go changin'...

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Re: Twisted Sister's Custom Title

Postby black bart » Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:09 am

Oh ******r a tie!!!!
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Re: Twisted Sister's Custom Title

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:47 am

black bart wrote:Oh ******r a tie!!!!


OK, why not add all the votes for 'cookie' titles to 'Cookies enabled' and all the cat-related votes to 'Desperate Housecat'?

Oh, wait a minute. How would you allocate the votes for The Twisted One or Twisted Cookie Puss? :confused:
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Re: Twisted Sister's Custom Title

Postby black bart » Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:57 am

As she's a US citizen I guess the president has the deciding vote...anyone got Obama's phone number (I know PG has got a bottle of his campaign mineral water).
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Re: Twisted Sister's Custom Title

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Dec 07, 2009 10:35 am

black bart wrote:As she's a US citizen I guess the president has the deciding vote...anyone got Obama's phone number (I know PG has got a bottle of his campaign mineral water).

Here's his Facebook page.
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Re: Twisted Sister's Custom Title

Postby black bart » Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:13 pm

Arrgh...does he speak Pirate?
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Re: Twisted Sister's Custom Title

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:33 pm

black bart wrote:Arrgh...does he speak Pirate?

I don't know, but if we sent an ambassador to him, he'd probably learn it.
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Re: Twisted Sister's Custom Title

Postby TwistedSister » Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:45 pm

Might I suggest that Nef Yoo cast the tie breaking vote??
Or if we could Elvalia to vote.......
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Re: Twisted Sister's Custom Title

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:17 pm

Hallo antee Titsy Puss, yer got any cookies fer mee?

Fank ye, ye welkum.
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