The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.
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Scott the Pirate
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.
Do we have a winner?
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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daftbeaker
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.
Porridge Wog. (A bit tasteless?)
Dalek Transvestite.
What are you looking at, you southern ponce?
Dalek Transvestite.
What are you looking at, you southern ponce?
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.
dances with sheep - i like that - gets my vote
Get your bake on. 
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.
Roy Hunter wrote:Fixed that for ya, DB.daftbeaker wrote:Porridge Wog (Racially-motivated hate crime?).
I like "Dances With Sheep" and "Sasquatch Scotsman"...
One of the (many) things that shocked me about Australia is that some words, that would be extremely offensive anywhere else on this planet, are not taken that way here (at least, not by White Aussies); like 'wog'* merely means 'non-English European' and is often used semi-affectionately. Never heard it applied to non-whites. Paradoxically, I've heard the word 'black' used offensively. Very offensively. There is a lot of casual racism here, never mind the truly evil stuff.
*I had real trouble typing that word. It turns my stomach.
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.
Beam me up Scotty!
(I think that one's already taken).
Up the Mighty Partick Thistle!
A Highland Fling
What's the Story from BalamoRoy?
(I think that one's already taken).
Up the Mighty Partick Thistle!
A Highland Fling
What's the Story from BalamoRoy?
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.
Roy Hunter wrote:I'm sure DB is just conforming to his national stereotype (much as I do). There's an English saying that 'the wogs start at Dover' going south, and some people think they start at Birmingham (if not Watford) going in the opposite direction.
I was doing my Carol Thatcher impression
Roy Hunter wrote:When his time comes, I will be equally complimentary about him
I'm sure you will, hence why I included the "What are you looking at, you southern ponce?" bit
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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How the blazes did I miss this thread? 
My blood type is coffee.
Bass man.
Ugh. Perhaps I'll think of more once my brain recharges.
My blood type is coffee.
Bass man.
Ugh. Perhaps I'll think of more once my brain recharges.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.
Roy Hunter wrote:In my part of the world, the 'c' word is used as a term of affection between young men: "How ye doin, ya c***?".
Yeah, well we go further in Australia. I know people who use that word to refer to any person, as in:
I can't find a park anywhere in this lot! Shall we stalk these c***s? They look like they're going home.
Or (the funniest I've heard so far):
I worked in China as a missionary for while, with the Children of God. You know - giving bibles to poor c***s.
P.S. My vote is for 'Dances with Sheep'...
Poor Satan. He'll come for my soul, but he'll leave empty handed.
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Not to derail Roy's thread or anything, but I just Fecesbook-friended a guy (game related) whose profile says that he's the Commandant of "Saint John's Military School". I can't decide if that's an oxymoron or a non-sequiter. Guess what state it's in.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.
I liked my BalamoRoy one...he's always telling us stories.
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Brains fried from applying for jobs....Been trying to work something out....He's a Towering Tartan "_________"...... SOMETHING!!!! GAH!!!!
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.
He's Scottish. Kilt Happens.
(saw a Tee Shirt in a catalog that said "I'm Scottish. Kilt Happens)
(saw a Tee Shirt in a catalog that said "I'm Scottish. Kilt Happens)
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Rab C Nesbitt's Brother.
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.
"I wear a skirt"
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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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