The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

[Scott the Pirate]

Do we have a winner?

[daftbeaker]

Porridge Wog. (A bit tasteless?)
Dalek Transvestite.
What are you looking at, you southern ponce?

[bacon]

dances with sheep - i like that - gets my vote

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Porridge Wog (Racially-motivated hate crime?).

Fixed that for ya, DB.

I like "Dances With Sheep" and "Sasquatch Scotsman"...

One of the (many) things that shocked me about Australia is that some words, that would be extremely offensive anywhere else on this planet, are not taken that way here (at least, not by White Aussies); like 'wog'* merely means 'non-English European' and is often used semi-affectionately. Never heard it applied to non-whites. Paradoxically, I've heard the word 'black' used offensively. Very offensively. There is a lot of casual racism here, never mind the truly evil stuff.



*I had real trouble typing that word. It turns my stomach.

[black bart]

Beam me up Scotty!

(I think that one's already taken).

Up the Mighty Partick Thistle!

A Highland Fling

What's the Story from BalamoRoy?

[daftbeaker]

I'm sure DB is just conforming to his national stereotype (much as I do). There's an English saying that 'the wogs start at Dover' going south, and some people think they start at Birmingham (if not Watford) going in the opposite direction.

I was doing my Carol Thatcher impression

When his time comes, I will be equally complimentary about him

I'm sure you will, hence why I included the "What are you looking at, you southern ponce?" bit

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

How the blazes did I miss this thread?

My blood type is coffee.

Bass man.


Ugh. Perhaps I'll think of more once my brain recharges.

[KMill]

In my part of the world, the 'c' word is used as a term of affection between young men: "How ye doin, ya c***?".

Yeah, well we go further in Australia. I know people who use that word to refer to any person, as in:

I can't find a park anywhere in this lot! Shall we stalk these c***s? They look like they're going home.

Or (the funniest I've heard so far):

I worked in China as a missionary for while, with the Children of God. You know - giving bibles to poor c***s.

P.S. My vote is for 'Dances with Sheep'...

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

Not to derail Roy's thread or anything, but I just Fecesbook-friended a guy (game related) whose profile says that he's the Commandant of "Saint John's Military School". I can't decide if that's an oxymoron or a non-sequiter. Guess what state it's in.

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBWAjn2a3rA

[black bart]

I liked my BalamoRoy one...he's always telling us stories.

[Scott the Pirate]

Brains fried from applying for jobs....Been trying to work something out....He's a Towering Tartan "_________"...... SOMETHING!!!! GAH!!!!

[TwistedSister]

He's Scottish. Kilt Happens.


(saw a Tee Shirt in a catalog that said "I'm Scottish. Kilt Happens)

[black bart]

Rab C Nesbitt's Brother.

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

"I wear a skirt"

Puppymaster