The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:35 am

Let's see, I suppose somebody should respond to our Scotsman. Drums, Scotland, haggis, drinking too much.

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Drunken Drummer Scot, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum. There we go!
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:26 am

Hmmmmmm.
Must take time to think about this.
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:28 pm

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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Ubi Dubium » Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:29 pm

All your bass will be exterminated

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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:50 pm

Lord of the Strings
The Kilted Wonder
Dances with Sheep
Saucey Scottsman
Sir Sean Connery, he ain't
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:26 pm

The Extra Scotsman Behind That Tree.
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:29 pm

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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby PantyGnawer » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:33 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Blue Ribbon Winner



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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:14 am

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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:19 pm

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH ..... altho a hole lotta BS has trubbeld me loife .. at leest oi not be a Scotsmin loike Roy .
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:54 pm

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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby PKMKII » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:45 am

How do you know when there's a drummer at your door? The knock keeps speeding up.

Scots, the first culture that the English empire drove to alcoholism.
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:06 am

The Irish invented the kilt. Scots added the tartan and pleats.

The Irish invented whisky. The Scots added malted barley, dried over a peat fire.

The Irish invented the bagpipes. The Scots still haven't gotten the joke.
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:47 pm

Whit diz a dalek wear under its drum kit?
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:18 pm

Ee ware a dress an drunk wisky. Fus pose.
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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