The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.
Let's see, I suppose somebody should respond to our Scotsman. Drums, Scotland, haggis, drinking too much.
Little Drummer boy.
Drunken Drummer boy.
Drunken Drummer Scot, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum. There we go!
Little Drummer boy.
Drunken Drummer boy.
Drunken Drummer Scot, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum. There we go!
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Hmmmmmm.
Must take time to think about this.
Must take time to think about this.
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All your bass will be exterminated
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Lord of the Strings
The Kilted Wonder
Dances with Sheep
Saucey Scottsman
Sir Sean Connery, he ain't
Crabbit Auld Min
The Kilted Wonder
Dances with Sheep
Saucey Scottsman
Sir Sean Connery, he ain't
Crabbit Auld Min
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The Extra Scotsman Behind That Tree.
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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH ..... altho a hole lotta BS has trubbeld me loife .. at leest oi not be a Scotsmin loike Roy .
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.
How do you know when there's a drummer at your door? The knock keeps speeding up.
Scots, the first culture that the English empire drove to alcoholism.
Scots, the first culture that the English empire drove to alcoholism.
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The Irish invented the kilt. Scots added the tartan and pleats.
The Irish invented whisky. The Scots added malted barley, dried over a peat fire.
The Irish invented the bagpipes. The Scots still haven't gotten the joke.
The Irish invented whisky. The Scots added malted barley, dried over a peat fire.
The Irish invented the bagpipes. The Scots still haven't gotten the joke.
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Ee ware a dress an drunk wisky. Fus pose.
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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