ET achieves Prophethood

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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:18 am

TwistedSister wrote:Hmmmm, kinda like the sound of The Maine Man.
At least ET won't get stuck with a permanent title that involves toilets or poo.
[Unless of course he doesn't really mind] :whistle:

No worries on that score. My favorites so far:
Privy Counsellor (excess v removed) by Ubi Dubium
Backwoods Philosopher by Twisty
Keeper of the Scoop by farfalla
Lord of Litterboxes by Ubi Dubium
Outback Outhouse Observer by Twisty
Overseer of the Frozen Wastes by DB (also like the Guardian version as modified by Ubi Dubius)

All the others are good too. You guys are a very creative bunch, and I'm glad to have you for my friends. :grin:
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:37 pm

Since coming to this site a year or so ago i have actually had to rethink my definition of "friends". I used to think it the apex of idiocy to claim someone you've never mer IRL as a friend.

I stand corrected.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Ubi Dubius » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:31 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:Since coming to this site a year or so ago i have actually had to rethink my definition of "friends". I used to think it the apex of idiocy to claim someone you've never mer IRL as a friend.

I stand corrected.


You're right. The apex of idiocy is training squirrels to battle with light sabers.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:41 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:
Scott the Pirate wrote:Since coming to this site a year or so ago i have actually had to rethink my definition of "friends". I used to think it the apex of idiocy to claim someone you've never mer IRL as a friend.

I stand corrected.


You're right. The apex of idiocy is training squirrels to battle with light sabers.

I couldn't agree more. Everyone knows squirrels are best suited for fighting with crossbows.
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("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Ubi Dubius » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:54 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Ubi Dubius wrote:
Scott the Pirate wrote:Since coming to this site a year or so ago i have actually had to rethink my definition of "friends". I used to think it the apex of idiocy to claim someone you've never mer IRL as a friend.

I stand corrected.


You're right. The apex of idiocy is training squirrels to battle with light sabers.

I couldn't agree more. Everyone knows squirrels are best suited for fighting with crossbows.

Of course. Everybody knows that.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:46 pm

Just as everybody knows that squirrels are nature's drug-dealers. :drunk:
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby PantyGnawer » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:40 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Just as everybody knows that squirrels are nature's drug-dealers. :drunk:


That makes so much sense! Those little bastards are shady.

What's the secret sign to get them to sell to me.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:45 pm

PantyGnawer wrote:
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Just as everybody knows that squirrels are nature's drug-dealers. :drunk:


That makes so much sense! Those little bastards are shady.

What's the secret sign to get them to sell to me.


I think you have to show them your nuts.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:55 pm

:stupid: :lol: :lol:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby PantyGnawer » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:02 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:
I think you have to show them your nuts.



Okay, Will do!


I'm assuming that they will accept nuts as payment for said drugs as well. What will a handfull of macadamia nuts get me?
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:08 pm

Gas.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby PantyGnawer » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:48 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Gas.


That's not squirrel code for crack, right?
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Edd » Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:54 am

I think squirrels just sell meth. Have you seen those little buggers run?
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby TwistedSister » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:54 pm

Um, o.k. guys/girls, grab your nuts and let's decide on a name for ET.
Shouldn't a Mod step in about now for the big vote???
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby bacon » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:23 am

i thought everyone knew that squirrels now use rocket launchers

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