Capellini wrote:I would be amazed if someone were able to steal Ken's title from him.
In all honesty...you're probably right...there hasn't been much competition up to now.
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!
In all honesty...you're probably right...there hasn't been much competition up to now.
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black bart wrote:Capellini wrote:I would be amazed if someone were able to steal Ken's title from him.
In all honesty...you're probably right...there hasn't been much competition up to now.
My brother in law could make Ken look like a particularly conservative nun, but he doesn't play internet bloggsies. I have seen what happens when a telemarketer calls his house and he has the time to play. He never swears, doesn't raise his voice, doesn't threaten violence. But inevitably the telemarketer will put their supervisor on, who will end up hanging up on him because he makes them feel so dirty. It's like watching a fine ballet.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!
Get him on here now...if only to teach me how to deal with telemarketers.
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Sweet little old lady voice, get them to relax by asking a couple of more or less standard questions, then start persistently asking about their clothing, their underwear -- I once heard him getting all deep-breathy asking about some poor girl's shoe size. You never know what he's going to come up with. He's an extremely funny guy, has caused me to completely lose it in public places more than once.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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You could catch him out by phoning him up pretending to be a telemarketer and playing along with his little game and turning the tables on him. Not that he deserves that treatment, what he's doing is just and worthy of the highest honour.
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Shirley, you've heard this prank on a telemarketer, right?
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Impersonating a police officer over a telephone is still a crime, you know.
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!
Capellini wrote:I would be amazed if someone were able to steal Ken's title from him.
Amazed... or horrified and disgusted?
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Rainswept wrote:Capellini wrote:I would be amazed if someone were able to steal Ken's title from him.
Amazed...more or horrified and disgusted?
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ken worley wrote:Rainswept wrote:Capellini wrote:I would be amazed if someone were able to steal Ken's title from him.
Amazed... or more horrified and disgusted?
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!
Hay !
Wharrrrrre be ye nu memmers ?!
Ye be a loud vote doan ye nose ?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH !
We never seam ta git mooring twunny odd votes in 'ere .
C'mon ye noobs , git offin ye buttocks an' click a monikarr fer Faralla .
Wharrrrrre be ye nu memmers ?!
Ye be a loud vote doan ye nose ?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH !
We never seam ta git mooring twunny odd votes in 'ere .
C'mon ye noobs , git offin ye buttocks an' click a monikarr fer Faralla .
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