The Last Post Thread, 2.0

[DavidH]

Tough - I got there first and hid it in the farmyard, under the second bale on the left where nobody can ever find it. As usual.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Pants on fyer Uncca Dabid !

Yoo woss awl reddy band 4 alla tyme .

Now go way .

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Fools! I've had it all along, substituting a fake Last Post (in the names of farfalla and the fox).

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

larse possst

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Butt a allygator ate Venator an' dat maeded diss da larss posst .

Awl finnisht hup noaw , no moor , go weigh , ye iss awl bann , bann , bann .

An' Nef Yoo hass da larss posst , 4 effa an' effa , amen , let it b ,

no moar rit on diss fred , effabuddy sod off ,

an' Nef Yoo iss da winnarrrr , hooooraaaayyy !

[DavidH]

I've got the Last Post back again and hidden it in the usual place. Tough bananas, Neff Yoo!

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Not soh farrs Unca Dabid .

Ewe bean bad 4 pullen doun ye pants an’ flashen ye bum bum bumity bum bum lyke dat . I iss gunna flag alla yoor possstesses den yoo wiwll b inna twubbel .

Ummm..... da moddaraterrs iss gunna chuk yew owt off ére an’ yew b sowwy coz dat leav Nef You wiff da larsse poast .

Diss fred iss noaw fishally lokkd an’ Nef Yoo winz .

Fankye , ye welcum .
NYBB

[VeliEgamKnat]

No such Luck, Nef Yoo.

Oi bee havin' the Last Post.

[Edd]

Now that I've drawn everyone's attention elsewhere with my dramatic return, I'll just slip in here and pick up this unattended Last Post.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Nope , i hass larss poast .

[bo-diddly-dum]

Thanks for keeping it warm for me, but I'll have it now, ta.

[Roving Punster]

{Roving Punster jumps bo-diddly-dum from a nearby thread, and snatches the ancient glowing prize from his hands}

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH ... I have sought it across multiple forums for many decades, but at last I have found it, hiding in the depths of dead thread oblivion, mired in muck and obscurity. Now, at long last, It is MINE. The most cherished cast off of an entire generation of post whores !

I must find a safe new hiding place for it. Oh my precious ... {*GLEAM*) The LAST Post ! {*GLEAM*)

[VeliEgamKnat]

And... YOINK!

I have the last post.

[VeliEgamKnat]

Last post reclaimed.

[Roving Punster]

*Takes Last Post instead.*

*Deftly switches faux last post for real one ... and sneaks off into the underbrush*