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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:21 pm

Aloha..akchully 25 sense would be nice..

& while you're counting (all fingers, now--no toes..) i'll keep my eye on the

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(oh, did i mention i'm keeping my hands on it as well? no? too bad....4YU!)
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:28 pm

25 makes no sense. Now 42. That makes sense.

I'll show you.

What do you get if you take 25...that's the number you gave me, right?

And add 42...that's the number that I claim makes sense, right?

Then take the total...that's what you get when you add 25 (your number) to 42 (the number that makes sense), right?

Then take that number, and subtract the number you gave me...that's 25, right?

Tell me what the answer is.

See, it makes more sense than 25.







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Postby Sheylara » Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:45 pm

Cry_of_Dragon wrote:Hay sheylara, regarding your sig, are you sometimes a damsel, or only sometimes in distress. Or is it the whole thing that you are sometimes? That could just use some clarifying.


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You confuse me. I am neither a sometimes, nor a damsel, nor a distress because I am... Sheylara, the Sometimes Damsel in Distress. Does that make sense? No? Good. :D

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Postby Sheylara » Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:47 pm

Rowan Redbeard wrote:
Cry_of_Dragon wrote:Hay sheylara, regarding your sig, are you sometimes a damsel, or only sometimes in distress. Or is it the whole thing that you are sometimes? That could just use some clarifying.


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I think it means she's got a change of clothes. Sometime she's the damsel in dis dress, sometimes she's the damsel in dat dress.

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Oh no, you don't. You're not goanna offer to relieve me of disdress (nor datdress, for tha matter) you hear?

Wheeee! LAST POST!

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:51 pm

Well, I'll at least relieve you of the

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Postby Sheylara » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:01 pm

Oh no, you don't, either. I'm keeping a sharp eye out for sneaky business.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:11 pm

If you'll give me your eye, I've got a nice whetstone to sharpen it with...

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Postby Sheylara » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:22 pm

It seems I have no choice but to hire me some pirates to kidnap you, and keep you away from my rightful

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Postby Cryofdragon » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:37 pm

Or you could just have me hang on to it for ya.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:54 pm

You keep out of this!


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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:00 am

Mind if I butt in? Of course you don't.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:05 am

Since you claim to know what I am thinking, guess what I'm thinking now...




('scuse me, I gotta go wash out my brain with soap now)

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Postby Sheylara » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:55 am

It's getting crowded in here. I'll have to hire even more pirates to keep all youse from hindering my goals.

Er.... taking donations now for the worthy cause of

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:58 am

Well, I'll give you an extra minute of having the last post. How's that for a donation?

Minute's up.

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Postby Sheylara » Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:01 am

I'm sorry, but only monetary donations are valid.

Failing which, freshly cooked, steaming hot spaghetti and meatballs will do just fine. Unpoisoned, thanks.

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