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Postby The Dead Parrot » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:08 am

Well, I have the last post, and I have eaten it.
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

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Postby Duke » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:36 am

Eat this! Last Post.


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Postby The Dead Parrot » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:37 am

I did! Last post!
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.

After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.



The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.



The Daily Show 2006 Calender.



"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."



-- Myself



"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"



--Duke

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Postby EarthRise » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:38 am

I eat parrots! Last post!
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby Duke » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:39 am

I eat carrots. And I take the Last Post.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby EarthRise » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:40 am

Who here has seen the Dead Parrot Monty Python sketch?

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[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby Duke » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:45 am

Ooh! Me! I have pick me!

Last Post!


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby EarthRise » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:49 am

"What's wrong with it?"
"I'll tell you what's wrong with it. It's dead. That's what's wrong with it."

Dead Parrot stole the Last Post.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:52 am

He's pinein' for the fiords Last Post Sin. WoE.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:04 am

I'm back. Back to take the...

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:35 am

Yay! You came back and now you have the Last Post..... oh I guess not.... Sin. WoE.
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Postby deadgenome » Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:05 am

I refuse to take the Last Post. I'm just going to stand a small distance away from it instead, look at it for a while, then wander off and have a cup of tea.
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Postby SC-Pastafarian » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:11 pm

That's fine, I'll take it.... and then I'll bring it into the shower with me.

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Postby The Dead Parrot » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:04 pm

I have also seen that sketch.

"This parrot is no more! This parrot has ceased to be!"
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During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.

After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.



The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.



The Daily Show 2006 Calender.



"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."



-- Myself



"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"



--Duke

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Postby EarthRise » Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:05 pm

"He's not pinin', 'e's past done!"

Stealing the Last Post.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin


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