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Postby The Dead Parrot » Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:44 pm

I'm sorry, but I must take your last post. It is in my blood.
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After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

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Postby deadgenome » Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:54 pm

I am stealing the Last Post away and hiding it in my lair. It is now protected by a mighty dragon. All who try to sieze it shall perish in fiery pain.
-.,.-*`*-.,.-*`*-.,.-*`*-.,.-*`*-.,.-*`*-
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Postby dbutler » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:18 pm

Well that wasn't so hard. The last post belongs to me!

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Postby MPTrooper » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:18 pm

My +5 Holy avenger made short work of your Dragon.

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Postby dbutler » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:18 pm

I don think so MP. Mine

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Postby deadgenome » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:29 pm

Ahhh, but that was a phantom Last Post and therefore nothing but illusion. The real Last Post I had all along, it is surrounded by evil spirits that will rend your bones in twain should thou'est attempt to claim it as your own.
-.,.-*`*-.,.-*`*-.,.-*`*-.,.-*`*-.,.-*`*-

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:32 pm

Nope no 'twain' bones here (19 fractures in the last 47 years so I would know) So I reckon I gets the Last Post Sin. WoE.
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Postby MPTrooper » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:46 pm

Go AWAY! I don't like any of you! Well...maybe expect that guy.

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Postby BreaktheSP3LL » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:53 pm

LIZAST POST
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:55 pm

Mp your likes and dislikes are not at issue here the Last Post is ALL Sin. WoE.
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Postby MPTrooper » Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:52 pm

Again WOE, I must bow down to your logic.

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Postby Cardinal Queequeg » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:30 am

CARTAGO DELENDA EST!!

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:32 am

Damn your higher learning sir! Damn it I say .... Well I could go to Babel fish and look it up (even though I think I know what it means)... But I would rather have Last Post Sin. WoE.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



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Postby dbutler » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:37 am

Dare I make the claim of Last Post???

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:57 am

Of course you should dare! Nothing ventured nothing gained. Howsomever my scotch glass is empty (work tommorow so I only get one poot!) So I shall say good night and Last Post Sin. WoE.
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