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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:37 pm

Welcome back! Here let me take that heavy Last Post for you. Sin. WoE.
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Postby deadgenome » Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:08 pm

I took the post,
You love the most.
At last!
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Postby Duke » Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:36 pm

I'm taking the Last Post into my protective custody.


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Postby The Dead Parrot » Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:00 pm

But I'm the legal guardian of that post, so I take it.
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

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Postby Duke » Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:11 pm

No, as the judge, jury, and executioner, I give myself the Last Post.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby deadgenome » Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:54 pm

I am the Last Post.
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:03 am

No. you. are. not. Last Post Sin WoE.
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Postby BreaktheSP3LL » Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:42 am

Before bed. Last post!
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Postby Duke » Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:05 am

The Last Post is... I.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby deadgenome » Wed Dec 27, 2006 5:18 am

I am the Last of the Post
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Postby Duke » Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:01 am

The concept of the post, final or otherwise, is inseparable with the idea of the Last (or final) Post.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Duke » Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:01 am

The concept of the post, final or otherwise, is inseparable with the idea of the Last (or final) Post.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby deadgenome » Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:16 am

is there a post past the last that is post Last Post?
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Postby Duke » Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:18 am

This Post, The Post, The Last Post Is Mine.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby deadgenome » Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:33 am

This is my post.
There are many like it, but this one is last.
This post is my best friend. It is the last.
I must post it as I must post the last.
My post without me is useless. Without my post, I am useless.
I must post the last post.
I must post slower than my enemy who is trying to post last.
I must post this after he posts. I will...

Last Post...
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