The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Non-FSM topics and the ubiquitous Last Post Gyro Shop.

Moderator: Other Stuff Mods

User avatar
Duke
Prophet of Pastafarianism
Posts: 8481
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:17 am
Location: Under a Large Pile of Snow
Contact:

Postby Duke » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:27 am

Mmmhmm, I'll just come in and take the Last Post here...


Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

User avatar
Warlord of Elephants
Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
Posts: 4079
Joined: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:41 am
Location: Austin Texas

Postby Warlord of Elephants » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:45 am

Ugh! Morning all so soon.... Last Post Sin. WoE.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."

I devoured my 'good' twin in utero

"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

User avatar
Finrod
Bucatini Buccanneer
Posts: 213
Joined: Wed May 10, 2006 1:01 pm
Location: Za'Ha"Dum

Postby Finrod » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:52 am

I fear the EMT business is probably booming for you this time of year WoE. I saw no less then 3 wrecks yesterday enroute home. I don't understand why people are in such a hurry, its not like the mall is moving or anything like that. Last Post
"The avalanche has begun, the pebbles do not get a vote." Ambassador Kosh of the Vorlon Empire

"The universe is made up of three elements, matter, energy, and enlightened self interest."

User avatar
Duke
Prophet of Pastafarianism
Posts: 8481
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:17 am
Location: Under a Large Pile of Snow
Contact:

Postby Duke » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:29 pm

Ah, a perfectly languid winter morning... Just right for taking the Last Post. :)


Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

User avatar
Warlord of Elephants
Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
Posts: 4079
Joined: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:41 am
Location: Austin Texas

Postby Warlord of Elephants » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:19 pm

Finrod wrote:I fear the EMT business is probably booming for you this time of year WoE. I saw no less then 3 wrecks yesterday enroute home. I don't understand why people are in such a hurry, its not like the mall is moving or anything like that. Last Post


Nope not for me; I don't work EMS anymore, twenty years was plenty.
I have a pretty plush inside job working in diagnostic imaging and I teach paramedic students. The company I work for offered me a 'float' position. That means they can send me anywhere anytime; as my wife lives and goes to school in another town and as they offered me almost a 20% raise, I said "sure". Some weeks it's good; some weeks it sucks rocks..... Looks like rocks this week.... But at least I have Last Post. Sin WoE.

edit to correct figure
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

User avatar
Duke
Prophet of Pastafarianism
Posts: 8481
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:17 am
Location: Under a Large Pile of Snow
Contact:

Postby Duke » Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:53 pm

My dad used to work the emergency room, until he got sane again and went into opthamology. He doesn't really talk about those days. Last Post.


Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

User avatar
Warlord of Elephants
Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
Posts: 4079
Joined: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:41 am
Location: Austin Texas

Postby Warlord of Elephants » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:58 pm

Bed soon.I rekon I'll feed the cat and have a smoke..... Last Post Sin WoE.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

User avatar
The Dead Parrot
Fusilli Fuselier
Posts: 173
Joined: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:42 am
Location: Near the Stripper Factory...

Postby The Dead Parrot » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:34 am

Smoking is bad for you and your cat! Last post!
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."

-- Myself

"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"

--Duke

User avatar
Duke
Prophet of Pastafarianism
Posts: 8481
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:17 am
Location: Under a Large Pile of Snow
Contact:

Postby Duke » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:09 am

Bedtime soon... I reckon I'll feed and smoke WoE's cat. :wink:

Last Post.


Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

User avatar
St John the Blasphemist
Lord of Linguini
Posts: 1385
Joined: Sat Oct 01, 2005 2:37 am
Location: Brisbane
Contact:

Postby St John the Blasphemist » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:16 am

The Dropkick Murphys are coming to Australia in March!!! As good an excuse as any to take the...

Last (ecstatic) Post!!!

MPTrooper

Postby MPTrooper » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:30 am

I can't sleep. So I'll take the last post instead

User avatar
Warlord of Elephants
Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
Posts: 4079
Joined: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:41 am
Location: Austin Texas

Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:49 am

The Dead Parrot wrote:Smoking is bad for you and your cat!


If you want to get 'Ziggy the kittie' to give up his smokes you're gonna be at it a while; hell it took three years and four accidents to get him to not drink and drive. Sin. WoE. Last Post
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

User avatar
SC-Pastafarian
Bucatini Buccanneer
Posts: 276
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:54 pm
Location: Holding an empty mug to the mouth of a beer volcano.

Postby SC-Pastafarian » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:46 pm

Dropkick Murphy's is a really fun show. I saw them at Warped Tour out in California. Last Post.
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.
-Konrad Adenauer

User avatar
Warlord of Elephants
Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
Posts: 4079
Joined: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:41 am
Location: Austin Texas

Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:10 pm

Hmm I'll have to give 'em a look... Till then of course Last Post. Sin. WoE.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

User avatar
Duke
Prophet of Pastafarianism
Posts: 8481
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:17 am
Location: Under a Large Pile of Snow
Contact:

Postby Duke » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:09 pm

What is it? Wednesday? Thursday? Saturday? I don't know. But I'll take the Last Post.


Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen


Return to “Miscellaneous Discussion”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 8 guests