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[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Um , dat Straylyun swummer hoo luuks lyke Hairry Pottarr wiff wite hare , um , ‘e bedder stop cawlin dwug cheets dwug cheets cos dwug cheets dow’nt lyke bein cawled dwug cheets , rrrrrrrrrr .
Fank ye , ye wellkum !
NYBB

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

BBC spores wepawterer , Helly Skeleton , not a loud 2 ware short dwesses onna TV eny moar . Ms Skellyton now shose u liddel dekorrum dwessed en herr fuwl lengff 4mal taybell cloff .

Yore Limpick sporetz wepawterer,
Nef Yoo Blak Beer

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Yesserday tha Limpic dyeving poowl chaeng 2 a funny gween culla an’ effabuddy speccalate wot b rong .

Um , i no telld enybuddy but i bean peein en dare .

Weepawt rit by NYBB

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Um , i bean peein inna wartarr pollo poowl 2 , rrrr .

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Inna volley brawl on Go-Pack-a-Banana Beech tha Straylyun gurls beeted tha Duchies . Tha Strayyuns war tite liddel kinis wile the Duchies tuuk a leef owta Helly Skeletons' buuk an’ dwessed en fuwl lengf boddy sutes.

Et thee pooel, Kyle Chalmers winz u gowld metal inna 100 meatarrrs fweestile mutch 2 thee delite ov Skottiss fans . Arftarrwoods u bmewsed Mr Charmars sed on twittarr dat é car’nt eben swim , ho , pants on fyerr !

Limpick Spores Wepawt rit by
Nef Yoo Blakk Beerd

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Thee limpic diefing puule hass bean cwosed a gen b coz et stil stinkt . Germy cumpetadoor , Stephan Feck , sed tha venyew smeld lyke fart . Et not yet confurrm but et mite b me durdy dipurr i chukkt unna tha 6 meeta diefing touwer , um , thee cuwwy i hud 4 supparrr giff me u belly ake , rrrrr .

Da Fishel Limypoc Spawts Wepawterrr ,
Nef Yoo Blak Bear

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Hooray , Grate Brittin winz tha gowld meddle inna 4 menz skulls wen dey beeted u bog lazy Straylyun teem . Laiter wen dey awl dwunk Nef Yoo gunna piwwage dare gowld metals, rrr . En uffer nuws Ossie afflete , Grate Dane Smiff , got a bwown meddle inna 20 km a vent . Um , he mite haff wun gowld ef onwee he run in sted ov wark alla way . At tha puule , Sun Flung Dung’s star haz fawlen wen ‘e losst thee 1500 meetars heet . Oh wel , mebbee Sharkee cood swich creers an’ taek hup dennarsetree .

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NYBB

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Darya Long-Jumpinova juss bean band frum thee Wio Limpicks 4 dwug cheetink . Long-Jumpinova sed she iss u bery bery bery cleen dwug cheet an’ Wushia neffer effer cheeted et long jumpink b4 . Oh no ? Go tel dat 2 Garry Honey hoo woss cheeted owt off a goled metal by dem cheetink Rusky cheetahs en Mosscrow , 1980 . Um , onna bwiter noet , suopar starrrr Mikky Felps winds hiss nummer 23 gowld meddle an’ iss noaw a pwime candydate 4 Nef Yoo’s Piwlaging Inc. Corp. (I juss gotta wate 4 ‘im 2 go 2 sleap.)

Tha Fishel Limypoc Sprots Wepawtarrr ,
Nef Yoo Blak Bean

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Nuse Fwash: Nef Yoo Entarpwises Argh Voids Alimpic Tikket Sting

Nef Yoo woss lukky not 2 get bussted sellin dodgy polymic tikkets at Wio ober nite .

2 daet Nef Yoo Enarrpwizes maed u bery hansum pwoffet runing u liddel scalping wring an’ maek et luuk lyke thee Yoorapeein Innernashanull Limpick Carmetty cheef dud tha durdy deels .

Un4tune8ly fall guy Paddy Hikky not feelin reel gude a bowt thee sitchewayeshun .

Um , get wel soon Misstar Hikky ,
NYBB

[ChowMein]

Woo woo ! Me dribblly team won their first silver ball after 25 years in existence .
A nice looking sterling jobby .
Next is the big show against the Golden State Warriors for the golden ball trophy . It's a beauty .

[ChowMein]

YES !
Stanley Cup and MLB trophy last century , CFL Grey Cup and MLS trophy a few years ago and now ... the NBA Golden basketball !
Next up ... FIFA World CUP !

This could take a wee bit more time though , maybe next century .

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Diss b Neff Yew BB, yore rovingg spored repawter 4 tha Fwying Skeddy Munster. Tha wimmen noaw pway A Straylien Rules Footbrawl in Straylia. Dey can awl run lyke hairry gotes an' dey tuff az nales. I tink et b betterer dan men footbrawl coz dey giff me choklit milk and bikkies arfter, rrrr.