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Ummm.... da 69er's sayd dat da Astralyun wugby starrr , Jarrid Haine , mite onlee b onna bench wen dey pway agenst da Carrdanulls in dere nex gaem . I fink da 69er's iss gunna loose . Meenwile , in Astralya larss nite Hawfhorn giff dem Wess Astralyun mob a footbrawl lessen , rrrr .

What do you think about the Rugby World CUp, horrible child?

Umm... inn ansir too yore qweerie Missta Beekkka , i fink we awl bedda wotch owt 4 dem Groop D Frenchies . Da iTalyuns dowt demselffs noaw sinse dey woss crushd bi da Frenchies an’ dey r gon 4 awl munnee . Off corse da dangga gaem 4 da Frenchies iss wen dey pway Irelann at Carduff , soh wotch diss spase . As 4 dem uvverrrs inna Groop D , evvabuddy beets Cannadia an’ we awl hoap evvabuddy beets da Romaniacs .

Inn eesey Grope C da Awl Blakks iss gunna romp it in coz dey pinches alla gude pwayers frewowt da Souf Specific nashuns . Groop B iss gunna b da Scotchies cos Souf Africca iss fraggile littel flouwers . It woss bery funey wen Souf Affricca woss beet bi Jappan , i iss stil larfin. I fink Scotchlann mite winn diss Grope B (fingers cwossed Unco Woy) . Az 4 teem USA – i fink dey shood stik 2 netbawl an’ skittulls .

Groop A iss a bit twikky b coz dere iss free (3) mane contendarrs – Whales, Egglannd an’ Stralya . I fink Straylia r moar lyke pretenderrrs rrarver dan contendarrrs , soh dat leeves Egglannd an’ Wails . If onlee ye cood b a united kingdum insted off a bunch ov littel provvunses - juss fink ov da wugby teem ye mite áve . O well , looks lyke Nuw Zeelann iss gunna win .

Fankye , ye welcum ,
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STOPP PWESS

Sum imtrestin' fings áppend inna Wugby Worll Cup resentlee . Off corse dose off us hoo iss intresstd nose Egglannd woss pippered at de posst bi Whales an' Prinse Árry iss not b áppy wiff da Prinse off Wails . Diss sitchewayshun chainges da hole die-nammik off Grope A an' da Rrrroyal Fammilly . Egglann muss noaw beet Straylia 2 pwogwess inntoo da cawtarr finalls . O deer deer me dat wil b twikky 4 dem . Meenwile Straylia mayd lottsa runs an' beet powder puff bloo Your-a-guy oafernite .

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Resentwy i sayd meen fings abowt teem USA pwaying inna Wugby Worll Cup tornamennt - da nummer off bottels i reseifed in wesponse 2 mi artickle woss ofurrwelming , so i fort i shood offur diss wittel bit off incurrygment ....

Noaw lissen ére ya wimsy buncha blagggards , ye has tyme ta redeeem yerselffs . Onna day 8 off Hoctoberr ye pway dem Souf Afrikkens inn Lundun an’ it wood b 2 da hadvantage off effabuddy if ye beet da crap outa dem . Soh poot a way yoor maek-up mirrorrs an’ focuss on thee tarsk at hannd . Bi fare or fowl ye muss win at awl cossts an’ rememmer , a spirrited loss is no gude 4 enywun .

Dats a oardarr , rrrrrrr !

Fankye , ye welcum
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[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Cummin hup soon iss too moor gaems inna Wugby Worll Cup toornamint . Onna nummer too day off Hoctoberr da Frenchies pway Cannadia . De result iss a 4 gon conclewshun giffen dat harf off da Cannadia teem iss hactually Frenchy spies and will do enyfing two sea dere muvverlann win .

Da uvver gaem sees da Wed Dwagon pway Fuji . Diss iss a dainja gaem 4 Whales b coz da Fuji Pwime Minnisstar , Mr Frank Barny Amore , wil pway hooker possishun 4 da midget nayshun , an’ é duzzent lyke 2 loose - evva . I fink Wails bedda let Fuji winn ufferwize Franky probbly senn ye awl 2 jale wiffowt probayshun .

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Ho ! Juss twicken effabuddy . Dem too gaems iss onna nummer won off Oktober .

I onwy sayd nummer too 2 twick ye .

Ummmmm........

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[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Georgya pwayed New Zeelann at Carduff yesserday an’ as pwedikted , da haka hollerin’ hooers wun (43-10) . I fink dem Georgy pwayers iss pwetty dum reely , struttin’ abowt arffa da gaem congratchewlatin’ eech uffer . Ummmm..... hullo darrlings ! Too poot it inna perspecktiv 4 ye , da Awl Bwakks juss frashed yoo an’ dey mooff inta da cawta finals .

In uffer gaems da Frenchies winns a genst Cannadia an' Wails beet Fuji . Da Fuji Pwime Monster sayd "ït juss wossent fare , dem wed dwagons awl twied rrreely harrd" . No matterrr how much Mista Fwank Barny Amore offerred dem dey woodent rroll ober an' noaw he hass lodgd a extradishen orda 4 da intyre Wails sqwad . Meenwile da Cannadia guvvamint hass depawted harf off dere teem to Fwance . Ummmm....., da sillee dufferrs shood áve dun dat b4 thee gaem , rrrrr .

Fankye , ye welkum !
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NUWS FWASH

Hawforn winz da Astraylyun Footbrawl Leegue gwann fynal in Melborn beeting Wess Coest Eggles by lots an' lots . By poplar a claim Cyril Rioli woss da bess pwayer onna gwound . Alla Wess Astraylyuns wiwwl b bery glum tonite . Neffer mind , dey wiwwl get oafer it . Carn da HAWKS !

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WUGBY WORLL CUP UPDAET

Formerr Egglann coatch , Mr Woodhead , ahkewsed da Straylyun wugy teem ov beeinn dum-clukks , finkin’ dat mite pway onna dere minds . Ummmm.... hullo Mr Woodenbranes , dats peecisely yyy mined gaems do’nt werk on dem . Da Straylyun coatch , Micull Chekka , sayd hiss teem iss inna purrfekt state ov bliss – “da boys iss sooo stewpid dat dey do,nt feal eny pane an’ dat werks in our fayverr” . Mr Chekka indykated his teem wozzent cumpleetly stewpid in eny case an’ projewsed doccamints shoawin’ dey ád a cumbyned IQ onwy slitely less dan Einstein’s . We noat dat 60% ov dat scoar woss hiss oan . Enyway , da Straylyuns ’ad da larss larf coz dey beet Egglann bi 33 fings too 13 . Arksed arffurr da gaem iff eny Straylyun pwayer wood get a gurnsey in da Egglann sqwad Mr Woodhed moddarrated hiss posishun slitely an’ sayd “maybee Willy Skeleton butt furrst he kneads 2 poot sum meet on hiss fraeme” .

Fankye , ye welkum
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MOAR ONNA WUGBY

At da Old Cassel larss nite dem Spinbukks woss to gude 4 Scothlann an’ beeted dem 34 -16 . Da Souf Afrikken caoch , Hayneck Mewer , lykes 2 b da unner dawg , soh reed diss yew scurvee blagggarrd , ye iss pwaying reel gude noaw go weigh an' loose 2 da Merrycans , dats a oardarrrr . Ass 4 da Scotchies , ye got wun larse woll off da dyce . Ya godda beet Smoa ann ye nead dem SpingBooks two loose . I reccamenn Uncca Woy tawks too Verrrn Kotterrerrr ass soon ass possibull . Tells ím 2 nobble too Souf Afrikkans , Ham Burger an’ Bethany Esteb soh dat Skottslann hass a fyten chanse 2 reech da qwarta fynals .

Fankye , ye welkum !
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Worll Cup Wugbee

Laiderr diss weak Wails iss skedjewelled 2 pway Straylia inna da larss off da Grope A poole matchurs . Straylya hurtin’ coz Hoopa bean spended 4 bein norty ann Issrail Fowl godda saw hoof witch giffs Wails sum chancers off winnin . I fink Straylya mite gunna wakk Darth Gravies an’ Maffyew Moreguns errlee inna gaem an’ wiwl beet da rred dwaggonns eezee . Ummm.... seams lyke Straylya nott b fwying unner da rraydarr enymoar , rrrrrr .

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Souf Africca frashes Merrycar

Oi kin skarsely b leeve wot juss append inna Lundun larss nite . Arffa alla mi currygmint 2 fyer hup da Merrycans wot did dey doo ? Ummm.... , inna ansir 2 my most serial qwestun , teem USA compwetely hignored mi hadvice án let Souf Afrikka winz by 64 too nuffin ! Wile da Merrycans paintd dere nales an’ pwayed hookey inna chainge rroom , da SpinBokks did azaccily wot dey lyked onna feeld scoaring 9 twies an’ 7 uffer fings . Oi fink oi juss waisted my breff on dem .

Wugby Worrll Cup Weportererr
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Egglann Flip Owt

I fink da Egglann coatch hass dunn a marvluss job ov holden da teem in gude sted wecentlee , awl-b-it unner tryin cundishuns . Dat beeinn sed , mi cat mite haff dunn slitely bedderer but é iss x-streemly cleffer an’ by no meens do i in tend 2 b littel da effits off da grate Egglishmon . Deese r difficult tymes , 4 egg zample , da food woss crap at Pennyhill an’ dey maek sum sillee sleccshun miss takes (lyke alla tyme) . Noaw , ye juss hafta giff it yer bess shot agenst Youraguy an’ den we seas yew awl at da nex worll cup chaps .

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Straylya Tops Poowl A

Straylya tops Poowl A bi winnin dere macht agenst Whales yesserday , 15-6 . Ass da scoar line hindicaytes , thee gaem was a tuff arm wessell . Bess pwayer 4 Wails woss Scot Hairloss an’ 4 da Ossies Able Digmore did sum twikky stuff , yar . Awl tho boaf teems go frew 2 da cawter fynals , Strayya urns da eesyer woute wile poor ol’ Wails godda fase dem cocky Souf Afrikkanz . Taek noat Haynekk Mower , ye iss’nt thee unner dawg eny moore , an’ wee awl wonna sea Whales giff ye scurvy curs a hyding - nobuddy lykes yoo noaw go weigh . Inna da Grope B macht , Scotchlann scwaped hoam agenst Smoa (36-33) an’ soh pway da Ossies onna Sundy week . O well , i fink dat mite spel da end off da penny-sectchin 4 Scotchlands .

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Chase Utley is a dirty scumbag.

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[Mod note - somebody remind me to make sure that Scotland wins the World Championship, at least as far as this Sports thread is concerned.
Thanks, your impartial and disinterested Admin.]

Scotch Fans Poized 2 Win

In wecent avents at da Wugby Wurll Cup da gween mersheen reely fryd da Frenchies . Fwance mite ass wel go hoam noaw coz dey not gunna beet Nuw Zoolann , um , but Islann pwayin’ reel gude an’ it mite b wurf wotchin dem pway Argntinea inna furd courta fynal . Wails godda pway Souf A Fricca an’ we awl wont da wed dwaggons 2 belt dem hup gude an’ propparrrrrr . Scotchlann iss gunna loose da fourf cawta fynal but it duzzent mattar Unca Woy , da Wollerbees teem iss awl Scotchmans enyway . A breef look at da Wollerbees lisst shoze it bwimming wiff gude Scottiss names: Sean McMahon, Ben McCalman, Rob Simmons, Scott Fardy, Kane Douglas, Matt Toomua, Tatafu Polota-Nau, Tevita Kuridrani, Sekope Kepu, Israel Folau, Wycliff Palu - an’ da liss goze on an' on . Bakk a winna , Skotish fans r defekting 2 da Wollerbees bannerr in dere fowsands .

Fankye , ye welcum !
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