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PooTin Stinkx

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Feb 27, 2022 3:55 pm

PooTin Stinkx, juss sayin'

Um, wen i grows hup i fite 4 U-Crane, rrrr

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Feb 28, 2022 11:44 pm

PooTin is u tentaculum.

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Re: PooTin Stinkx

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Mar 14, 2022 9:29 pm

Yup! Dat Chechen Kadyrov idiott braggin' a bowt goin' to U-Crane. Wot duz 'e wont, a cardboard medal or sumfing? [At least 'e got 2 kiss hiz gennral & speshul forces gude bye.] :evilgrin:
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Re: PooTin Stinkx

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Mar 16, 2022 5:21 pm

Meenwhyle Misstar PooTin took tha hoppertunity to drop a 1000kg bomb 2day on a theatre billding bein' yewsed by U-Crane peepull 4 shelltar. For fear ov staiting tha hobvious, PooTin ez a war crimmnal. :furious: :furious: :furious:
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Re: PooTin Stinkx

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Mar 17, 2022 5:49 am

Um, war crimmnals do'nt lyke bein' cawld war crimmnals even tho thay rrr war crimmnals. War crimmnal VladAdmire PooTin woz angry wen Pressident Biden cawld war crimmnal PooTin a war crimmnal. Mebbee war crimmnal PooTin shood stop wiff tha war crimes so peepull do'nt cawl him u war crimmnal.

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Re: PooTin Stinkx

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Mar 19, 2022 5:41 pm

Patroit Killir, tha hed honcho ov tha Rusky Awfulodox Chuch reckons VladAdmire PooTin iz u mirrycull ov God. Um, i fink tha silly ol' fart in a red frock b tawkin' u bowt tha God ov War, rrr.

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Re: PooTin Stinkx

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Mar 20, 2022 10:17 pm

Frum tha annals ov Aunties proof red an' spel chekt seekrat scrippchur an' law dockamints:

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"Never, ever deal with terrorists!"
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Re: PooTin Stinkx

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Mar 30, 2022 9:08 pm

Aardvarks ov tha whurld u nite 2 smash PooTin imperialism, rrrrr.
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Re: PooTin Stinkx

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Apr 03, 2022 5:03 pm

Tha hed of tha Rusky Awfuldox Cherch, Pastryark Killir, sed the Rushing peepull muss de fend tha home land frum tha Ukrane in vaders. Pastryark Killir hoo woz dwessed en u fine gold frock wiff frilly oarnate collers lookd raidyant awl-be-it sleightly over dwessed owing 2 hiz gyint dunce-hat wiff tha pitchurs ov sayinnts embellishd wiff goaled fillygree, u shore sine ov hiz soupeerior breeding an' fine grooming.
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Re: PooTin Stinkx

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:41 am

Russhing Lefftennent Kernal OmarBeekOff, betta nown as tha Butchur ov Bucha, received a cardboard meddle ffrum Defense Miinistar, Demeatry BuggaOff, 4 sum hero stuff then 'e woz blessted by an awfuldox BiShop b4 he went off raping an' pillagin' in Bucha. Tha ahpropriately dwessed BiShop of KarBarOvsk terned owt en hiz fienesst red frokk adawned wiff goddyboddy crosses an' lotsa goaled lace sqwiggles; tha gem studded crustifix an' sepprate icon meddel fing hangin' a round hiz crusty old nekk added a tutch ov je ne sais quoi wear there woz nun be4, rrrr.
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Re: PooTin Stinkx

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Apr 09, 2022 5:34 am

CapTin Genral Al Dvommykov took tha hopportunity 2 bom a U-Crane wailray stayshun 2day killing 50 peepull inclooding chilldrun hoo whurr tryin' 2 flea tha war. Tha gude generall maed tha funnny joke abowt tha bom bein' 4 tha children, rrrr. Cappin Genral Dummykov cut u fine figgur en hiz neetly pressd uniform that displaid menny meddles an' cullered tickets on hiz shert an' goaled braid stuff on tha uvver side added overawl ballance 2 hiz ahtyre that refleckted well in hiz highly polished an' daring black strappy heels.
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Re: PooTin Stinkx

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Apr 13, 2022 9:29 pm

Um, i fownd dis spel chekt an' prewf red doccamint a bowt Pastryark Killer in tha annuls ov Unca Arnty Bwak Beerd's liebury:

Oh tres magnifique! Patriarch Killir of the Russian Awfuldox Church displays such bright, bold, versatile and fine style, immaculately dressed as usual in chaotically cute and plush creamy vibrant vestments flashing a mere hint of traditional ingredients that embrace only positive affirmations overcoming any of his lingering cultural self-doubts and insecurities. Wholehearted celebrations are now observed throughout Russia since Patriarch Killir no longer has any complications with his undergarments owing to his embrace of comfortable, elegant and dreamy body-hugging wonder pieces in bright primary hues that don't ride up; the dread of an embarrassing visible panty line such as his feel sexy commando-minimalist lingerie from earlier times drew the Patriarch to opt for a blissful radiant combo consisting of edgy undercuts coupled with a barely-there G-string and matching nipple covers. Patriarch Killir has also accessed a marvellous hair arsenal featuring a braided flowing white beard that evokes profound wisdom, piety, humility and charity; his flattering luminous skin highlights his gorgeously glowing angelic rosy lips and iconic porcelain cheeks gained by a careful skin-care routine that begs for him to be sacrificed on the altar of fashion.
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Re: PooTin Stinkx

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri May 06, 2022 2:34 pm

Um, Pastryark Killer, tha hed ov tha Rushing Awfuldox church an' fervent suppawter ov VladAdmire PooTin took afence at Pope Francis' "altar boy" commynts resently. In de fence ov hiz luv a fair wiff Mr PooTin, Pastryark Killer sed tha Kafflicks shood not maek 2 menny loose commints a bowt altar boyz coz thay awl gro hup 2 b gude canon fodder, rrrrr.
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