Converting

[pieces o'nine]

Because we welcome old friends here, after their absences.

Welcoming old friends, looking for an argument, same thing

Are ye lookin' fer a hargument, laddie?

[Cardinal Fang]

Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

</monty python>

CF

[daftbeaker]

Because we welcome old friends here, after their absences.

Welcoming old friends, looking for an argument, same thing

Are ye lookin' fer a hargument, laddie?

How dare you? When have I ever had an argument just because I'm bored and housebound?

Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

</monty python>

Full half hour please.

[peacefulsongs]

effective August 31, 2013 at 1:00am Eastern Standard time I will stop logging on to this forum from work.

I want to read this stuff at my house.

juicegiver

[bonsaiherb]

I converted simply because I know the FSM can't come to my door. His disciples, I'm not sure about. I hope there is some clarification as to how many (or limitless) noodles can fit into his Pastafarian pot.

Should any guys show up at my door wearing colanders I will put up a noodle sign with a slash through it. The Jehovites and Mormons give me enough grief.

I would also caution that all good things can be corrupted. Just look what happened to J.C. and the 12 fellows. I am also surprised that the FSM made FRIDAY a religious holiday. That is when many of us have been taught to eat fish. Yes, I know that octopi are not fish -- but in Germany anything that swam was considered edible on Friday!