Has anybody read it?
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Has anybody read it?
Has anybody in here ever read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
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Re: Has anybody read it?
Not for a while, but have read both the Gospel, and the Loose Cannon
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Re: Has anybody read it?
um um
oi member weeding tha acknawlijmints page and sawd unca bobby tha prawfit fank Nancy Delia for her payshunce and stuff rrrr
dat funnee unca errwik
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oi member weeding tha acknawlijmints page and sawd unca bobby tha prawfit fank Nancy Delia for her payshunce and stuff rrrr
dat funnee unca errwik
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cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
Re: Has anybody read it?
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:um um
oi member weeding tha acknawlijmints page and sawd unca bobby tha prawfit fank Nancy Delia for her payshunce and stuff rrrr
dat funnee unca errwik
rrrrrrr
Nancy might be the modern day Mary Magdalene.
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Re: Has anybody read it?
Nancy Delia was helpful to Bobby when he published the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. She showed patience and unwavering commitment to the project.
She is a Pastafarian hero. She never gave up no matter how many thousands of people tried to stop her. She persevered and made it happen.
I absolutely love Nancy Delia. She is awesome. There are always people out there that try to stop success in any way possible. People like Nancy Delia flip them the bird and keep on moving along the productive path.
Forget the naysayers and the lazy butts. Nancy Delia is awesome. She reminds me of Hillary Clinton. We need more women like her in the United States of America. Stand up to the bullies and focus on winning. That's what Hillary and Nancy do.
She is a Pastafarian hero. She never gave up no matter how many thousands of people tried to stop her. She persevered and made it happen.
I absolutely love Nancy Delia. She is awesome. There are always people out there that try to stop success in any way possible. People like Nancy Delia flip them the bird and keep on moving along the productive path.
Forget the naysayers and the lazy butts. Nancy Delia is awesome. She reminds me of Hillary Clinton. We need more women like her in the United States of America. Stand up to the bullies and focus on winning. That's what Hillary and Nancy do.
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Re: Has anybody read it?
shood B onna bistist passyfarryen liss rrrrr
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Re: Has anybody read it?
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:shood B onna bistist passyfarryen liss rrrrr
Translation: Should be on the best Pastafarian list.
That isn't Nancy's style. She didn't even get involved in the forums until 2014. Nancy is more likely to be the person who would compile the list so that she could control it to ensure that her name wasn't on the list.
Many people do not realize that this website was active almost a full year before the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was even published. Those active at the beginning that remain active are the best Pastafarians.
Capellini, DaveL, Qwertyuiopasd, Griffin, Rainswept and Afterglow are the the best 6 Pastafarians of all time. They were all Pastafarians before the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was even published.
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hee hee hee
... wot a lode uf ...
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... wot a lode uf ...
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Wow! Nancy sure does have many positive attributes Buttstinker. Perhaps you should encourage her/you to run for President, after all, the US electorate has a penchant for complete lunatics.
"There was a time when religion ruled the world. It is known as the Dark Ages." Ruth Hurmence Green
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Re: Has anybody read it?
HEY!
NEVER assume we're a bunch of slackers like those Christians! WE aren't a bunch of SLACKERS!
Um...We aren't right?
WE READ OUR holy texts.
I read all of the Loose Canon and the entire Gospel.
The Gospel I finished completely during my free time over one day (read: during class. My teachers really don't care, and keeping straight-A's throughout helps). I finished the Loose Canon the same way, but it took roughly six days.
So to answer your question, WE AREN'T THE SLACKERS YOU TAKE US FOR!
Except on Friday.
And Saturday.
And Sunday.
NEVER assume we're a bunch of slackers like those Christians! WE aren't a bunch of SLACKERS!
Um...We aren't right?
WE READ OUR holy texts.
I read all of the Loose Canon and the entire Gospel.
The Gospel I finished completely during my free time over one day (read: during class. My teachers really don't care, and keeping straight-A's throughout helps). I finished the Loose Canon the same way, but it took roughly six days.
So to answer your question, WE AREN'T THE SLACKERS YOU TAKE US FOR!
Except on Friday.
And Saturday.
And Sunday.
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woah !
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ye awt ta be onna bistist passyfaryin liss !
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iz et tyme a steel tha loose canin yit ?
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ye awt ta be onna bistist passyfaryin liss !
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iz et tyme a steel tha loose canin yit ?
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Re: Has anybody read it?
Bistist? Is that bestist? I hope so.
You really need to work on those soft E sounds.
You really need to work on those soft E sounds.
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hahah Airhed Erik Nancy pantyloony bin weedin me posts hahahaha
dis fer ye
ye canin feef ye


dis fer ye

ye canin feef ye










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Re: Has anybody read it?
I'm working on my fifth time through the Gospel. I've been a bit busy as of late, so for the past almost 2 weeks I haven't been reading.
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StayThirstyMyAguila canin feef wrote:I'm working on my fifth time steelin tha Loose Canin. I've been a bit busy wankin me tallywacker as of late, so for the past almost 2 weeks I haven't been steelin nuffin.
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