The Taichi Award - Ask him all your questions.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

57. WhARRe did I put me gull friend ?

[pieces o'nine]

58. What be the best way to outpost CE?


I kinda miss FSB; I always read his posts in YouTube's "A dramatic reading of (x)" style during my lurking days. meh. Others read tabloids for giggles. Same difference.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

I never got a chance to be juvenile with him , was he banned or did he just bug out , trolls in venganza are a laugh riot , technically FSB wasn't a true troll , he's quite young and a tad over enthusiastic . ARRRRGH ! Posting for FSB ! ....ILB , now there be a troll .

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

He won the prize for the most whiney-clueless-annoying git ever to stick his head in our pirate forum. We had to make him walk the plank. The ship wasn't runnin too smoothly with FSB on deck.

He got canned when posted personal advice back into the main forum...for harrasing other pirates about when to post...for trying to start his own continuous salty tale using the characters from the other salty tale...puff, puff...(Ok yes there's more)...for spamming in large green caps...for getting upset that he couldn't understand the humour of other pirates...(puff, puff)...Need I go on.

YArrrr, just his spellin' was bad enough.

ILB was just here to Modbait and he got cutlassed for his contempt.

[tanguerra]

Gaze into this portal laddie (Continuous Salty Tale pp 98-99) and ye will see the crescendo and climax of the whole sorry tale!
http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1845&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=1455

If ye are fond of reading about the adventures of dancing skeletons, green potatoes, variously spelt lepercorns, and so forth, ye can go back a few pages and feast yerself.

59. FSB, what were ye thinkin' lad?

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Hmm, it seems that I was only jus' startin' out as a pirate there. Mebbe that was the period when oi wuz movin' houses and din't 'ave innernet for a few munfs.

EDIT: I did me research an' 'ave found that oi joined a few days after FSB's dismissal, which wus 01 Oct, 2007. Oi joined on 12 Oct, 2007.
Weird. I would've sworn that oi joined in September.

60. FSB, what were yer drinkin', lad?

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Well , I just read that mess FSB contributed , bad form indeed .

[tanguerra]

Yaaar! and poorly spelled. Why he had the temerity to correct my grammar once and all. I advised him ter stow his advice prompt-like, ye can imagine!

61: FSB, did ye enjoy a spelling bee when ye were a wee urchin in school?
62: Is Henglish yer first langwage?

[black bart]

It was the personal messages that got me. Normally I enjoy getting a personal message, but his were crazy. He used to send me messages saying things like: 'Why haven't you responded to my entry in the Salty Tale...come on get on with it,' and 'I've started a story which I want you to help with.'

I liked the Dancing Black Skeletons and the talking potato though.

[anthrobabe]

Hello Everyone!

I be findin meself short o cash lately so oil be takin ye's for a ride to the ARGH T M now so's I can get's on wif me life

seeeeeee I am too a modern pirate- I know about ATM's and everything

THREAD JACK!!!!!!!

and when the little darlin corrected Tangies spelling well I thought she was going to run 'im through and through

[tanguerra]

Yaaar! I'd a done so Gert, but I did not want to sully me blade with such puling whippersnapper blood. Besides, I were in a good mood that day.

63. Do ye get threatened with virtual physical violence a lot matey?

[DaveL]

64. Do you like Pirate Moderators? Do you like them lots? Really?

[anthrobabe]

65. do you prefer your moldy bread and stale water in a bowl- as to softent the bread. Or the water in a cup and the bread on a plate so's ye kin feel spechul.


Cap't Tanguerra I sees we both be Lords of Linguini now-- I thinks we needs to rebel about that Lord's stuff-- like only blokes can be in charge or something!

[tanguerra]

Yaaar Gertie! That Women's Lib has not been invented yet. I'll take the Lord title, why not! Do ye think it comes with a seat in the House of Lords? Do ye think they would have a lot of silverware and the like in such a house? I expect there would be all manner of valuables meself.

66. FSB did ye aspire to rise beyond the rank of Cabin Boy? If so, do ye think yer approach was the most tactical one (in hindsight and all)?

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

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Carry on...