The Taichi Award - Ask him all your questions.

[DaveL]

Dear FSB,

Following recent events involving meself and several other pirates, ye have been awarded the Taichi Award for 2007.

Our now incumbent Mr TaiChi will hand over his crown to you.

As part of your tenure, you will be subjected to several hundred questions and heckling by our resident pirates, which I'm sure you will undoubtedly enjoy.

Congratulations on your award. You have thoroughly earned it matey. Oi would like to begin the proceedings by asking the following:

1. Can you tell me why you wrote in large green letters?
(see 2)
2. Wouldn't writing in large red letters have been more effective?
3. Can you tell me in two sentences or less what the Salty Tale is about?

[black bart]

He did give us the dancin skeletons though...bless im. His girlfriend didn't like im much though.

[ChowMein]

YARR! ARGH!
I dun mist FSB foist tyme rownd . Yarr ! Matey ! How Arr ye ? Howe olde Ye trooley be ? WhARR be ye theese daze ? Arr ye thee neuwe Taichi ? Kin ye unnerstans wot uh be ritin ? Iffin ye kin...duzz ye mine tanslatin fer me? Cuzz I'll be forgittin cumeth thee dawn .

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Ahoy! Perfessor FSB/Taichi ! I be fraid I have also missed ye wisdom and verse during thee tenures at "Portsmouth Continuing Studies 101" .

Does this mean the two aforementioned pirates have active accounts Capn. DaveL ?

AAAAARGH!

[Auntie Blackbeard]

ARGH! Ye two woims come visit yer Dear Auntie ! An don't forget to bring her big baubles!

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

ARRRGH!

[DaveL]

4. Can you tell me what the underlying themes of the Salty tale were about?

5. Do yer see a flourishing literary career for yer dancing skeletons?

6. What was the likely outcomes on page 110?

[ChowMein]

7. Do ye ava restpee fer Deep Sea Lepercons ?

[The Black Spot]

8. What were the motivations of the flying green talking potato?

9. Why did you keep telling everyone you are 36 years old?

[Auntie Blackbeard]

10 . Why hasn't ya brought yer Auntie some Leprechaun Gold ?

[DaveL]

11. Did you understand the literary dichotomy that abounds through Pirgella's main loves?

12. Do ye think starting your own Salty Tale was wise idea?

13. If ye have trubbles understandin' the Pirates, do ye think ye should also start your own Ask Aunty Blackbeard, Playbilge and other threads as well?

[black bart]

10 . Why hasn't ya brought yer Auntie some Leprechaun Gold ?

I think Auntie's been on the Captain's Delight again!

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

14. Where is Capt. Dan ?

15. Where is Deckhand Sharkchum ?

16.Where is Tanguerra ?

17.Where is Tansy the Terrible?

18.Where is the Pirate Chef?

19.Where am I ?

[DaveL]

20. What dimension are we in?

21. Potato or Pota-toe?

22. Tomato or Tomat-toe?

23. Let's call the whole thing off?

25. What number is missing in this sequence of questions?

24. Can DaveL count?

26. If you can't remember the 1660's, you weren't really there? True or False?

27. Does Alvin and The Chipmunks have a deep symbolism, which only your literary genius decipher?

28. If the Salty Tale gets made as a movie, how many product placements should we go for?

29. If so, what products should we aim to place and where?

[Auntie Blackbeard]

30. ARRRGH! me dear FSB , who does ye tink oughts ta be me new beau ? I be alone in me Nest .

Come tell your Auntie everyfing be on yer mine . always yers, Auntie BB