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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:07 pm
considering the first gets squished.
"the cooking of a great feast begins with a single ingrediant"
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:24 pm
Is that your own thought, Qwerty? Based on the idea that a great journey begins with one step? Or did you hear that somewhere else? Cause only original thoughts or old thoughts changed to be made relevant to FSMism get used, ya know... and that would certainly be a good one!
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:40 pm
It's based on the chineese proverb "a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step" but I made up the parody of it, unless someone beat me to it, but I didn't steal it from anybody.
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:16 pm
Cool, it's in.
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:12 pm
I got another one!
though one should never steal candy from a baby, tis far worse to accept candy from a dentist
becuase it's either going to be healthy (blech) or he's just doing it so he can work on your soon-to-be cavaties and get more money.
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:58 pm
Not sure if posting a modified version of one's own signature is a) allowed, b) boasting or c) just plain over-estimating one's creative talents, but I'll give it a go anyway and then you can all tell me off afterwards:
Remember thee that the penne is mightier than the sword, but any pasta shape is better than an object designed to maime and kill.
While my brain is working:
It is easier to ask for seconds, than for a plate (based on "it is easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission").
The watched pasta never cooks
Too many cooks make washing up harder
A rolling meatball gathers more parmesan
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:03 am
If there's someone you can live without
well then do so
(stolen from BNL, but it is a good proverb)
here's an original one
never take the pre-emtive strike, but when struck, strike back twice as hard
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:44 pm
You know better! Punish not but a ravioli for a ravioli, a meat ball for a meatball! And then, only if you can't find in heart for forgive!!!! But you ought to try really really hard to forgive first!!! We're Pastafarians!
You make the Monster sad. :fsm_cry:
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:29 pm
sorry monster... forgive me.
and sorry FSM too.
okay fine, but that's still going in my personal Creed.
hum... not getting anything. I thought you said I would be good at this!
although my candy one is in, right?
a crouching tiger can be seen. still it is ready to strike, but lost its element of suprise, it has.
a hidden dragon is hidden always, for before one finds it, one finds it's face burned off by the flames.
beauty, aint tha shelia?
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:05 am
Inspired by my mother's FSM-worship habits:
"Thou shalt not shun those who combineth their side-salad and dressing with the holy pasta."
"Blessed are the rabbits, for as we eat pasta, so too do they."
"To seek solace in Atkins' is to seek despair for the sake of folly, for His Noodly Appendage is the difficult but happier path--for has it not been said that men like their women round?"
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:04 am
Ask not what your Pasta can do for you, but what you can do for your Pasta.
"I love the smell of rigatoni in the morning! Smells like, VICTORY!"
"Surrender the little children unto pasta, for when the little buggers learn how to use the can opener, the microwave, and EasyMac, you are left to more worthy pursuits of the soul, like increasing thy post count."
"Is there nothing better in the world, than the Olive Garden never ending pasta bowl? Yes. THe never ending pasta bowl, plus salad and breadsticks."
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:12 am
it is not enough to talk about pasta, one must eat pasta. but it is not enough to eat pasta. one must believe in pasta.
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:00 pm
It's been a while since the last post and the Second Council of Olive Garden would like to bring this thread back to everyone's attention in order to collect more delicious scripture for the Loose Canon. So please keep writing ProvHerbs in order to please our Noodly Master.
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:32 pm
Platypus Enthusiast wrote:It's been a while since the last post and the Second Council of Olive Garden would like to bring this thread back to everyone's attention in order to collect more delicious scripture for the Loose Canon. So please keep writing ProvHerbs in order to please our Noodly Master.
Right now I'm just celebrating the miracle that I was able to remember my username/password after so long. All hail the noodliness! Hail. Hail.
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:12 pm
Cool. I'm in!
Will see if I can muster a few old poets...hey Qwerty where are ya!!!?