The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Lord Smoke
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Postby Lord Smoke » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:02 am

Well, I might as well post in this crazy forum :mrgreen:

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Go-To Guy
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Postby Alpaca » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:20 am

Welcome! Accepting that it's crazy is the first of our eleven (it's ridiculous, it's not even funny (inside joke)) steps to, uh, doing something that I haven't made up yet.

Sister Angel Hair
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I wanna testify...

Postby Sister Angel Hair » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:23 am

Yea, and verily, I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage! I have eaten of the Holy Sacrement, graced with a Sauce That Cannot be Named.

My kitchen is pregnant with potential for Divine Nourishment, accompanied by a nice red, and followed by a dish of Great Lightness and Supreme Lemony Goodness to aid elevation to Pirate status..

Meanwhile, I purify my soul, study the Holy Mythology, and prepare the Vocabulary.

Arrrrrrrgh! A vast behind there, Matey!

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Postby Alpaca » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:24 am

Welcome! You'd like the food forum...

Sir Francis Drake
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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:44 pm

Just pokin' my head in to say how nice it is to see all these cool new people heading up (not down!) the gangplank. I'm looking forward to seeing you in the forums!
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!

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Ziti Zealot
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I'm New

Postby Mammoth » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:06 pm

Hello my Pastafarian brethren. I am a generally fresh convert to FSMism however being half Italian I always suspected the sanctity of pasta. Interestingly enough my mother's ancestry traces back to Scottish horsethieves and pirates. Does that make me the Ultimate Pastafarian? I like to think so.
Ninjas Only Exist Because Pirates Let Them

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Postby Alpaca » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:32 pm

Mayhaps it does, but we all treat each other equally here.


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Postby Khaos » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:57 pm

Hello to All.

Sorry that this is not a particularly cohesive post, I'm entranced by the hermit crab emoticon...


ok, I'm done now.

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It hurts like hell.
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Dr. Otis Lansa
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:27 am

Mammoth (and any less obvious Canucks...), stop by the Canadian Pastafarians Unite thread in FSM Gatherings and say hello!

For everyone else, there's probably a group of Pastafarians somewhere near you in Gatherings, and if you can't find one, start one!

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Postby GlowInTheDarkBlonde » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:57 am

I have recently been touched by his noodly appendage. I have been searching for a religion that respects the true greatness of pirates. It brings great peace to my heart to have finally found one.

:worship: :fsm:


Yo, what's up? I'm new here. Hope to see you around.

Chose whichever post suits you better and ignore the other one. Just trying to keep everyone happy.
whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....
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Postby Alpaca » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:03 am

We're all really happy (and insane) people here anyway, so...


or, if you prefer:


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Postby haxmasta » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:32 am

Well hello everyone, I am a new convert into the great religion of FSMism. So far I've converted 3 others (my personal friends actually) and I'm trying not to be stoned to death by the local christians (I know they won't stone me to death, but I don't want to take a chance).

Thanks be to Bobby the prophet, arrrr :fsm_yarr:
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Poincare's Stepchild
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:31 am

Welcome Glow and Hax, our newest Pastafarians. Grab a beer and come on in.

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Postby Shellra » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:19 am

Hello people and greetings from Newcastle.
I'm all new and stuff and doing what I'm told hence the posting on this thread first. I'm such a good girl.

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Postby Alpaca » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:29 am

Welcome! We love it when people post here. Feel free to frolick all over the rest of the forums, too.

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