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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby enoodle » Sat Jan 03, 2015 9:39 pm

RevWrongway wrote:Nice article Capt'n Enoodle. Welcome aboard.



Thank you RevWrongway! And thanks for fixing my link.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cap'n Linguini » Sun Jan 04, 2015 6:04 pm

TDKs wrote:I fully intend to! :D
The DVLA says almost the same thing - "You must not wear a hat or cover your head unless for medical or religious reasons" - as I'm an ordained Pastafarian minister, I have every right to wear religious headwear: I'm a pastor.

*giggles* Pastor. Pasta. Sameysamey. Heh.


I am up for it in 2017 and definitely want to honour my belief in His Noodliness ny wearing my blue colander! :)

has anybody gone through this process in the UK yet?

need info etc.

also my ordination certification as a new FSM Pastor (Pasta LOL) should be here soon to back up my case. also figured I can quote from the Gospels (esp. maybe Linguini and Piraticus?) to provide statements of faith etc...

what do you think? :lol:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby IspywithmeI » Mon Jan 05, 2015 5:12 am

I found the theorie for/of everything:
me+myself+I+FSM=IspywithmeI

translation to dutch:
Iamtoo+Z11+ik+zeemeerplus.nl=IspywithmeI
Viewed through a telescope I live in a world governed by Einsteinian relativity
Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby IspywithmeI » Mon Jan 05, 2015 1:54 pm

IspywithmeI wrote:I found the theorie for/of everything:
me+myself+I+FSM=everything

translation to dutch:
Iamtoo+Z11+ik+zeemeerplus.nl=alles


Fixed that for me
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Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Jan 05, 2015 5:06 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Cricket! Howdy doody! I'll PM you re your original account.

Ok, apart from being polite and helpful and fixing accounts, what have the admins ever done for us? :idiot:

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Postby daftbeaker » Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:10 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Ooooohhhh! Who doesn't like being back at school after the holidays,then?

Welcome, new people, and welcome back IspywithmeI. Ignore daftbeaker, please, he isn't usually this bad. At the weekends, when he's been drinking, he's almost sociable.

Up yours pooface.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:27 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:Up yours pooface

Yes folks, as you can see, Venganza is a haven of intellectual dialogue and mutual respect. I am even insulted on the basis of my tragic Kaled heritage, by a lab-coated penguin with different-sized legs. He probably would have left by now, but he walks in circles because of the wonky legs, so we're stuck with him.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby IspywithmeI » Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:03 pm

:haha: You guys can always make me laugh. Especially when I as manic as I am now.

But there are reports out there that it can get even worse.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby zserg » Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:41 am

Hello all.
I have been reading some things on the venganza website, and I believe this is a great religion, and it can be an example for future religion movements (or past ones) .

I look forward to much enlightenment.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby IspywithmeI » Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:09 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:cabin doors to manual.


What do you mean with that last part Roy?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Viquetor » Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:59 am

Hi,
I live in Belgium, where there are 4 "officials" religions recognized and sponsored by the state.
I think it's time to introduce the church of the flying spaghetti monster to the authorities to be recognized too... :blush:

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Postby IspywithmeI » Wed Jan 28, 2015 5:57 am

Welcome me fellow sock/meat puppets/balls
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Kronozs » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:24 am

New convert here from the Philippines!! Nice to meet yall

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Fri Feb 20, 2015 5:26 pm

Welcome Kronozs

Would you like some pudding?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby RevWrongway » Fri Feb 20, 2015 7:46 pm

Cardinal Fang wrote:Welcome Kronozs

Would you like some pudding?

CF


:welcome:

Welcome aboard Kronozs! Don't be trustin' the pudding.

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