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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:37 pm

Welsome starchbishop - and welcome back Mechtaur

Splice the mainbrace

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Postby RevWrongway » Thu Dec 25, 2014 10:44 pm

Ahoy! Aye be the Reverend Wrongway, unemployed ship's navigator & chaplain. Work history includes the Mary Celeste, the Schooner Jenny, the Flying Dutchman - none of which were my fault by the way.

Proud member & spiritual counselor to the League of Unsavory Rum Runners (a shipless crew o' shiftless pirates if ever thar were one).

Fully ordained Pastafarian minister and lookin' t' expand me knowledge an' spiritual horizons.

Aye also be needin' a new compass if'n ye be havin' a spare hangin' (ARRgh! Don't say hangin'!) about, me old one be just a wee bit off.
ʇuǝɯƃpnɾ pɐq ɯoɹɟ sǝɯoɔ ʇɐɥʇ ɐʇʇol ɐ puɐ 'ǝɔuǝᴉɹǝdxǝ ɯoɹɟ sǝɯoɔ ʇuǝɯƃpnɾ pooפ

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Bildgewater Bill » Thu Dec 25, 2014 10:44 pm

It is Holiday. On this day (or some other should you so choose) we celebrate the sacred grinding of the wheat, the loving noodling and finally the baptismal boiling of the great pasta Monster. It is often debated (or will be now) which came first, the Pasta, the Meatballs or the Marinara, but I tell you that they all came into being as one and came together to create a Monster greater in it's wholeness than the sum of it's parts. A truly amazing thing and cause for celebration and the consumption of our Monster in the form of our Monster.

Pasta Seduta, Maccaroni Azzese, Parmesan, Amen.

Bildgewater Bill :fsm:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH » Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:32 am

Welcome aboard, new shipmates. It's Monkey, dig into the fish 'ed stoo. :zen:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nancy Delia » Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:45 pm

This is my first post. :lurk:
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Dec 27, 2014 4:32 pm

Hoboy !
lottsa nu unkees an antys ta pway wiff
rrrrrrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nancy Delia » Sat Dec 27, 2014 5:50 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:Hoboy !
lottsa nu unkees an antys ta pway wiff
rrrrrrrrrrr


thank you. I hope that was something nice that you said about me.
All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth. ~Friedrich Nietzsche

Great souls suffer in silence. ~Friedrich Schiller

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nancy Delia » Sat Dec 27, 2014 6:17 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:Oh boy!
Lots of new Uncles and Aunties to play with.
Aaaargh!

Translated from the original pirate-speak.


I don't know how playful i'll be. after all. I'm not really a kitten.
All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth. ~Friedrich Nietzsche

Great souls suffer in silence. ~Friedrich Schiller

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cricket_Cole » Mon Dec 29, 2014 12:14 am

My first post disappeared... is that an omen? I'm actually an old convert - lost my old email address. I want my old posts back! (But I know they're lost forever - sigh...) So, hi again y'all. :fsm_float:

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Mon Dec 29, 2014 4:33 pm

Welcome again C_c

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cricket » Mon Dec 29, 2014 10:02 pm

Yay! I am back as my old self! Mr. Hunter, you are a miracle worker. (Now I don't have to repost all the babbling I did previously - I can start with totally new, original babbling... ;) )
Empusa's crew, so naked-new they may not face the fire,
But weep that they bin too small to sin to the height of their desire,
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Postby enoodle » Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:09 pm

'Allo, me hearties! Me name's enoodle. I've been wanting to join a religion, but kept getting hung up on the small-mindedness and intolerance so many are so fond of.

Recently I've felt a void only other people could fill, but I didn't want to join a local church. I have nothing against them, but couldn't see myself singing the songs and nodding along to the stories I didn't believe in.

I'd heard about The Noodly One before, and thought it was really clever, a perfect rebuttal to things like creationism and divine rights. Then the other day I stumbled across vengaza.org, and had a great time reading everything, including the hate mail.

I've been blogging, and decided to write a post called "Can We Solve Religious Conflict With A Noodly Appendage?" on webshine.us, about how harmful intolerance, religious or otherwise, can be, and how the Pastafarians have an admirable code that more people should try to emulate.

I'm joining in hopes of finding other intelligent, smart-assed people to have interesting conversations with, and would love to get some feedback on my writing, good or bad.

I look forward to hearing what you think about a variety of topics, and expect to agree more than disagree.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Thu Jan 01, 2015 10:18 am

Welcome enoodle

And I did enjoy your article (worth a read peeps)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby RevWrongway » Thu Jan 01, 2015 10:50 am

Nice article Capt'n Enoodle. Welcome aboard.


enoodle wrote:'Allo, me hearties! Me name's enoodle...

I've been blogging, and decided to write a post called "Can We Solve Religious Conflict With A Noodly Appendage?" on webshine.us, about how harmful intolerance, religious or otherwise, can be, and how the Pastafarians have an admirable code...


http://webshine.us/can-we-solve-religious-conflict-with-a-noodly-appendage/
ʇuǝɯƃpnɾ pɐq ɯoɹɟ sǝɯoɔ ʇɐɥʇ ɐʇʇol ɐ puɐ 'ǝɔuǝᴉɹǝdxǝ ɯoɹɟ sǝɯoɔ ʇuǝɯƃpnɾ pooפ

ǝuO ʎlpooN ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐǝ˥ ˙ʎlpuᴉʞ ʞɐǝdS ˙ʎldǝǝp ǝɹɐƆ ˙ʎlsnoɹǝuǝƃ ǝʌo˥ ˙ʎldɯᴉs ǝʌᴉ˥

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Saartje2 » Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:01 am

Hello
I'm Saartje and I'm converted since 2006/2007 I was maybe quite young but I already understood the meaning of FSM (I'm 15 now) you'll find me mostly in serious part of the forum. (Except when there is a discussion about pasta)


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