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- black bart
- Resident Weevil
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Sustain me
She appears to be offering sustenance not violence! My kind of wench. 

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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- Conchigliette Convert
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Greetings...I mean Y'AAARRRGGHHH!
I finally managed to come aboard the Pirate Ship, after many failed tries.
Long may the FSM reign Supremo...rumor has it that G.W. Bush is the Anti-Pasta. (I'm sure I'm not the first one to have said that here,sorry.)
I'm an American living in Canada...long story...It started when I met my future wife on the internet...I didn't know she was going to be my wife and neither did she. We have a daughter now...It was quite the first 'hello' in person.
I used to work in the Electrical Trade. Now I'm lucky to have a job at all. Having all this spare time and all these past few years I figure I should spend my time looking for Pasta Pirates to interact with.
Long may the FSM reign Supremo...rumor has it that G.W. Bush is the Anti-Pasta. (I'm sure I'm not the first one to have said that here,sorry.)
I'm an American living in Canada...long story...It started when I met my future wife on the internet...I didn't know she was going to be my wife and neither did she. We have a daughter now...It was quite the first 'hello' in person.

I used to work in the Electrical Trade. Now I'm lucky to have a job at all. Having all this spare time and all these past few years I figure I should spend my time looking for Pasta Pirates to interact with.

- Holy
- Conchigliette Convert
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- Joined: Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:47 pm
- Location: Right behind you staring at your screen, I dare you to turn around...
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AHOY fellow FSM belivers, I am glad to be among your ranks! 


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Let the revolution begin
- FlyingSpaghettiDragon
- Conchigliette Convert
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- DeathLoofah
- Conchigliette Convert
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- Tansy the Terrible
- Stele Second Mate
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Hello to all;
This morning while browsing topix.net, I came across "Flying Spaghetti Monsterism" as a heading. "Wtf?" I thought. So I clicked onto it.
My stomach hurts. Good thing I wasn't wearing mascara. The guy upstairs thinks I'm a raving lunatic (albeit a happy one).
Then I stopped to think and realized a few things:
1) I am a stripper.
2) I am Canadian so we serve *beer* in those joints.
3) The kitchen lady serves spaghetti & meatballs on *fridays*.
Coincidence? I think not!
Tansy.
This morning while browsing topix.net, I came across "Flying Spaghetti Monsterism" as a heading. "Wtf?" I thought. So I clicked onto it.
My stomach hurts. Good thing I wasn't wearing mascara. The guy upstairs thinks I'm a raving lunatic (albeit a happy one).
Then I stopped to think and realized a few things:
1) I am a stripper.
2) I am Canadian so we serve *beer* in those joints.
3) The kitchen lady serves spaghetti & meatballs on *fridays*.
Coincidence? I think not!
Tansy.

"Okee dokee doggie daddy!"
- Tansy the Terrible
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