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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby blaze8902 » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:11 pm

Well, hello fresh Pasta.

I am no long time pastafarian myself, but I feel as though I have been accepted and I hope all of you will enjoy your stay here. Allow me the honor of greeting you all.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby grarnbarr » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:13 am

Hi I´ve ben pastafarian for quite a long time now and tougt I shoud join this forum. Greetings fom sweden! // grarnbarr

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby cassles » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:05 pm

hello everyone, i am not, in fact, a pastafarian, rather a high school student writing a five page research paper on the flying spaghetti monster.. just looking for information and answers. thanks...
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Edd » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:48 pm

Don’t be too hasty, Cassles. Once you’ve gotten what you need from the All Things FSM section, stick around and peruse some other discussions, many of them are fascinatingly interesting. You’re welcome to participate whether you consider yourself a Pastafarian or not.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby elizabethrose » Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:44 pm

Hello, everyone!! I discovered Pastafarianism by happy coincidence (divine providence?) when I (quite angrily) googled Intelligent Design in schools a couple years ago. I've been a convert ever since and have finally decided to join the forum.

RAmen!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pushundersteer » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:24 pm

Hello, all. I'm just getting started here, but am looking forward to much fun. I kinda had been under the impression that FSM was a bit broader in scope, but the FAQ straightened me out. While I kinda wish it was more of a 'Religion is Silly' thing as opposed to just a 'ID is Silly' thing, it still looks like a whole boatload (Pirate shipload?) of fun. I wish I enjoyed pirate speak more.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby blaze8902 » Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:25 pm

It is quite fun.

Some. I will say no names... *cough*Mad Will*cough*
Lay on the pirate slang a bit much.

Welcome aboard.
"Life is too short for mayflies."
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"before critizing someone, walk a mile in thier shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have thier shoes."
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"Quick! Everyone kill yourselves! It's hopeless without Blaze!" - During N+
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"I live in a town of about 1600, and everyone is armed." User location: Apache.
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"Children in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause children."
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RAmen.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 3lke » Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:23 pm

G'day maties,

my first post, whoehoe :-)

I'm a girl from Belgium and i just love FMSism. I re-discovered the site a week ago and since then, i'm touched by his noodly appendage.

Pasta for ya'll

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby nailsdeb » Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:17 pm

Hello my fellow pastafarians! Love my new religion....Love pissing off the "religious sheep" that live in my community. Im in Canada and there is no shortage of religious freaks here. I figure if I cant beat them join them.

Ramen. From Canada.

PS: Love my new shirt "Blind Faith" because thinking is hard.

Love my FSM bumper emblem too!!! I wish it was chrome not plastic...
Cheers.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:13 pm

nailsdeb wrote:Canada.



Hell yeah!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby spaghetti_hippie » Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:24 pm

Hi,
As you can probably tell by me posting on this page, I am new to the forum, having just been lead to it by the almighty noodley appendage. I have been a devout believer his noodleyness for some time and have decided to try and spread his world to those around me. If anyone knows if there is any protocol for setting up chapters or churches for this aw enspiring religion I would definately appreciate the help.

Let his noodley appendage always guide your way,
The Spaghetti Hippie
Let his noodley appendage always guide your way,
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 3lke » Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:32 pm

spaghetti_hippie wrote:Hi,
If anyone knows if there is any protocol for setting up chapters or churches for this aw enspiring religion I would definately appreciate the help.

Let his noodley appendage always guide your way,
The Spaghetti Hippie


I don't think our great noodley lord would like this...
see the 8 ' i rather you didn't's'

Pasta 2 y'll,
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I'm a new convert

Postby waldo » Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:37 pm

I've been looking for some spiritual guidance and heard about FSM. I had my doubts, but while I was walking in the yard and contemplating the meaning of life, I found evidence of the FSM. I took photos which I would love to post if I knew how. Anyway, it has changed my life. I'm so excited. Now I see signs of the FMS everywhere. FSM has touched my life. I'm humbled to be a Pastafarian.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby cjames » Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:57 pm

My fiance and I are fully converted believers, and both agree that FSM has far more realistic data backing it up than any other religion available. (Not that either of us were ever religious, but we sure are now.) I love just how uncomfortable the whole idea makes the religious right. It's wonderful! They get so upset! Surely anything that can cause such an outcome is genius. Not to mention the beer volcano and strippers.
The pasta, the meat, and the holy spices.
RAmen.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Edd » Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:20 pm

It sure is nice to see so many new faces. Kick off your shoes, make yourselves comfortable, browse some topics, have some breast milk, and post if you feel moved to do so.
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