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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby frjohndalton » Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:13 am

FSM makes so much more sense than tele-evangelists and evolution too. What a great discovery. Not sure about the excessive presence of noodles in Italy and Singapore and what that means tho...
The rules will stop anyone being mean and starting inquisitions, i.e. great.
Glad to meet so many other pirates.

kph_1221

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby kph_1221 » Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:59 pm

Only having been recently touched by his noodly appendage, I can only imagine the joyous and wondrous things in store as I travel down this chosen path. I am particularly drawn to the promises of a beer volcano. I would like to thank the state of Kansas, and religion in general for this opportunity to spread the word.

rAmen

nigeltheginger

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby nigeltheginger » Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:53 pm

Hi I'm Mike, and I have been touched by his noodly appendage.

It tickled :D





By the way my name isn't Nigel and i'm not Ginger, in case you wondered...

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Iggy the Beardless » Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:49 am

Tonight I have been touched by his noodly appendage.

Just a few hours ago, I was buying a batman comic book online for a birthday gift for my brother. I decided to get a book for myself and went off to the humor section of the website. Lo and behod, I found The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster just sitting in the humor section. I now know that it was placed there for a reason by the FSM himself. He wanted me to find it, he was calling me.

After ordering the books I googled the Flying Spaghetti Monster and came to this site. Now everything in my life has fallen into place; My love for midgets, pirates... everything! It's like the FSM has been preparing me for this for my entire life! I'm very much looking forward to the arrival of the Great Book so I may please the one who has cared so much for me.

I feel like I am finally home,
Iggy

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby creeping death » Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:29 am

Behold!! The first prophet of Pastafarianism...:D

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Henriksson » Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:04 am

Hi, I'm Henriksson. I hope I'll enjoy my stay here.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ignayshea » Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:42 am

May i be touched by his noodly appendage :D

RAmen!
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Postby thixen » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:19 am

first post :|

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby moodydaniel » Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:12 pm

I've been a non practising Pastafarian since '95. Here to renew my faith *RAmen* Hoping to spread the word in Manchester, Enland
Our Flyer,
Who drink in heaven,
FSM be thy name,
Thy ketchup come,
Thy sauce be done,
On earth as it's served in heaven.
Give us this day our garlic bread,
And forgive over cooked Tagliatelle,
As we forgive those who serve it to us.
And lead us not into takeaways,
Who deliver pizzas so evil.
For thine is the pasta, al dente cooked spaghetti.
For breakfast and dinner,
RAmen

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Moral Minority » Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:04 pm

thixen wrote:first post :|


WE HAVE A THREAD FOR THAT!

in-silence

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby in-silence » Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:48 pm

Hello :)

I'm new..I got introduced to the FSM through a coworker and ended up buying and reading the gospel that very same day.

Needless to say, I'm a new Pastafarian :)

nush

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby nush » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:50 pm

Yuengling(beer) is in the top 15 "pirates best friends"? Right?

nush

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby nush » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:59 pm

nush wrote:Yuengling(beer) is in the top 15 "pirates best friends"? Right?

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Edd » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:01 am

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Piratey Ninja » Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:24 pm

Ahoy! I've been a Pastafarian for the better part of two years now, but I finally decided to actually join the site to meet up with other Pastafarians like myself (hopefully some in/around my home city of Calgary). Hope to get to know you all, and RAmen to you all!


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