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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:37 pm

Yarr matey ! Well met and welcome to thee fleet !
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby zeratultmplr » Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:23 am

I have been a convert for a while and finally decided to share that. RAmen

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Earian » Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:37 pm

So, I've been an Earian for a couple of years now (see Sean Sinjin's book "Meme"), but I learned of the FSM a few days ago, and I'm thinking of converting. Earians are all about worshiping the rabbit. Their soft, floppy ears make me fall to my knees in awe. However, the idea of worshiping the FSM in an Olive Garden is much more appealing than worshiping a rabbit in a hole in the ground. The communion food, in all its noodly goodness, also sounds better than carrots.

What do you all think?

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Postby Moral Minority » Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:34 pm

Earian wrote:So, I've been an Earian for a couple of years now (see Sean Sinjin's book "Meme"), but I learned of the FSM a few days ago, and I'm thinking of converting. Earians are all about worshiping the rabbit. Their soft, floppy ears make me fall to my knees in awe. However, the idea of worshiping the FSM in an Olive Garden is much more appealing than worshiping a rabbit in a hole in the ground. The communion food, in all its noodly goodness, also sounds better than carrots.

What do you all think?

Earian


You are quite welcome, although I consider carrots to be just as delicious as pasta.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby nicci :) » Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:31 pm

carrot in the tomato based sauce makes things sweeter...

...and carrot cake? Mmmmmmmmmm...

So as long as you brought enough for all, welcome aboard :)
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Postby Moral Minority » Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:48 am

nicci :) wrote:carrot in the tomato based sauce makes things sweeter...

...and carrot cake? Mmmmmmmmmm...

So as long as you brought enough for all, welcome aboard :)


Mmmm.. carrot cake.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby black bart » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:31 am

It's a myth that carrots are good for your eye sight...look what happened to me!
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Postby Mookalakanikki » Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:20 am

Well, after days of surfing around this site, I finally figured out how to post!! For me, that's actually a short time. I certainly hope FSM's heaven has special treats for those of fus who have had to deal with technology we just cna't work with for so many years. Looking forward to talking to everyone. One thing I have managed to do is read A LOT of posts, and this is a good site.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby The Ruthless Wench » Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:32 pm

Where have you been all my life? Having converted to piracy 5 years ago when press-ganged onto a square rigger, I have always felt there was an empty space. Now I know the space was Spaghetti shaped. Years spent aimlessly wandering the high seas now have new meaning. The rum meant nothing without pasta. Where there was dark, there is now light.

Deep down, I knew I was special. I knew I had a calling, now I understand that I was put upon the planet to be worshipped & spread the word.

All those hours spent laying on the deck looking up at the rigging, when all the time it was staring at a physical manifestation of the FSM, disguised as rope.

Arrr, can I come in?

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Postby Moo moo » Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:11 pm

Hello, I greatly look forward to joining the community.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:42 pm

Yarrr, welcome new swabbies!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:05 am

The Ruthless Wench wrote:
All those hours spent laying on the deck looking up at the rigging,
Arrr, can I come in?

Ramen.


Aaaarrrrgh...ye can lay down on my deck any toim ye loiks matey...er...I needs a crew member wots good at checkin fer loose boards...
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby bonniejean » Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:08 am

A collegue sent me your main url and I am now a convert. His noodliness has touched my soul.Thank you Spagetti Monster.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby H Romberg » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:13 am

AARGH.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Penny P. Canty » Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:03 pm

I've been drinking rum for many a year. It wasn't until I visited your website yesterday that I realised its significance as a pirate's favourite tipple.

I now realise I was touched by His Noodly Appendage many years ago. At first I felt sad at the length of time it has taken from The Touch to accepting Him in all His Wobbly Greatness, but now a feeling of great peace has come upon me as I contemplate His Tangy Tendrils.

Praise be unto Him in all His Eternal and Magnificent Tomatoey Goodness

P.S. If we asked Him nicely do you think we could get a Rum Fountain next to the Beer Volcano?


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